OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

**summit** · 09-19-2023, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by skaredshtles

You know... it might be worth it to drive I-70 east to the E-470 interchange and just take the toll road for that last few miles just to avoid Peña.

ETA: $2.65 for that stretch. I think I just found my new route to DIA.

Don't worry, google maps will tell you and literally everyone else when that is faster or not.

**skaredshtles** · 09-19-2023, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by summit

Don't worry, google maps will tell you and literally everyone else when that is faster or not.

I actually don't care if it's slightly slower - it'll be worth it just to avoid the Peña shitshow.

**fastfred** · 09-19-2023, 03:25 PM

Which one of you beaters lost a camper trailer east bound mount Vernon canyon the frame might be salvageable

**This End Up** · 09-21-2023, 12:18 PM

A nerdy video discussing our favorite roadway:

**The SnowShow** · 09-21-2023, 01:28 PM

Leaf Peeping Shitshow Weekend #1 coming up.

**fastfred** · 09-21-2023, 05:28 PM

tell me about it
should be quieting down and its a zoo
leaves are just starting anyways but you know gotta get the pic for the socials

70 east was closed today the level of stupid existed coulda been worse

**The SnowShow** · 09-21-2023, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by fastfred

tell me about it
should be quieting down and its a zoo
leaves are just starting anyways but you know gotta get the pic for the socials

70 east was closed today the level of stupid existed coulda been worse

Every peeper needs that hack shot looking up at the aspens with the blue sky and yellow contrast. Same every year. #psl4thewin

**Danno** · 09-21-2023, 10:41 PM

I hope it's not bad, my daughter has a soccer game in El Jebel on Saturday.

**cmsummit** · 09-21-2023, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

I hope it's not bad, my daughter has a soccer game in El Jebel on Saturday.

You'll be fine......

.....if you leave now.

**smmokan** · 09-22-2023, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by The SnowShow

Every peeper needs that hack shot looking up at the aspens with the blue sky and yellow contrast. Same every year. #psl4thewin

Yeah, god forbid people who live in Colorado go outside and enjoy nature.

**Jax** · 09-22-2023, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by smmokan

Yeah, god forbid people who live in Colorado go outside and enjoy nature.

+1

**Danno** · 09-22-2023, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by cmsummit

You'll be fine......

.....if you leave now.

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**Full Trucker** · 09-22-2023, 04:06 PM

You Are Traffic®

**The SnowShow** · 09-22-2023, 06:46 PM

Just came down the hill. WB was looking pretty bad. The onslaught is on!

**skaredshtles** · 09-24-2023, 10:29 PM

Berthoud Pass is simply magnificent right now. If you've got a sports car you owe itto yourself to take a lap up there.

**fastfred** · 09-26-2023, 02:59 PM

need some dia advice haven't flown since covid so I'm kinda worried about getting to the airport and all that good stuff

where should I park? whats the best parking? will it cost alot
will someone break into my car while I'm there? what about my cadillac converter will some one steal it while I'm parked there?
how long does it take to drive from one side of denver to the other side? will traffic be bad?
what about eating is the food anygood what should I consider when eating at dia?
usually I've stopped at sapp brothers for a good methy blow and go is there anywhere on tower road that might be better?
is security going to be a long line
I dont wear underware usually do you think they will ask me to drop trow if I set off the alarm with my fake knee?
mostly I'm bring my dog and hes a service dog is there a good place for him to poop inside once we are in security?

**skaredshtles** · 09-26-2023, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by fastfred

need some dia advice haven't flown since covid so I'm kinda worried about getting to the airport and all that good stuff

where should I park? whats the best parking? will it cost alot
will someone break into my car while I'm there? what about my cadillac converter will some one steal it while I'm parked there?
how long does it take to drive from one side of denver to the other side? will traffic be bad?
what about eating is the food anygood what should I consider when eating at dia?
usually I've stopped at sapp brothers for a good methy blow and go is there anywhere on tower road that might be better?
is security going to be a long line
I dont wear underware usually do you think they will ask me to drop trow if I set off the alarm with my fake knee?
mostly I'm bring my dog and hes a service dog is there a good place for him to poop inside once we are in security?

Maybe.

**Rideski** · 09-26-2023, 04:37 PM

Bring more cash than you think you'll need.

**hatchgreenchile** · 09-26-2023, 04:46 PM

DIA has the perfect program for you. Call in the SkySquad!
https://www.flydenver.com/dentravelassist

**skaredshtles** · 09-26-2023, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile

DIA has the perfect program for you. Call in the SkySquad!
https://www.flydenver.com/dentravelassist

...

**Name Redacted** · 09-26-2023, 05:17 PM

My wife was kinda sick from a spinal procedure one time so she wasn't 100% and we had booked a trip to MX and decided to go for it. I requested a wheelchair for her at DEN and we got a room at the Westin so we just had to walk downstairs. It was pretty amazing how efficiently they got us through the airport. We Joked that we were goin to do that every time from now on. They never asked for any proof or anything.

**The SnowShow** · 09-26-2023, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by fastfred

need some dia advice haven't flown since covid so I'm kinda worried about getting to the airport and all that good stuff

where should I park? whats the best parking? will it cost alot
will someone break into my car while I'm there? what about my cadillac converter will some one steal it while I'm parked there?
how long does it take to drive from one side of denver to the other side? will traffic be bad?
what about eating is the food anygood what should I consider when eating at dia?
usually I've stopped at sapp brothers for a good methy blow and go is there anywhere on tower road that might be better?
is security going to be a long line
I dont wear underware usually do you think they will ask me to drop trow if I set off the alarm with my fake knee?
mostly I'm bring my dog and hes a service dog is there a good place for him to poop inside once we are in security?

Valet park; valet park; yes.

Yes; yes.

5 hours; yes.

Root Down.

Smokin’ Meth on Tower.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, poop in renovated stalls or in TSA.

**Danno** · 09-26-2023, 08:37 PM

I always park at USAirport parking. There is always a $2 off coupon floating around if you google. It feels pretty secure and I've not heard of theft issues, and it's basically the same price as the dia satellite lots (pikes peak), and I have heard tons of theft stories about those.