OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

[wolfelot]

Can anybody do a Russian military convoy I70 meme? I lack the skills.

[The SnowShow]

Spring break is full on now for sure, lift mazes full on the BGV peak 8 cam and it's greybird dogshit snow today.

Is there anything worse than an icy greybird day when it hasn’t snowed in a while?

[The SnowShow]

This looks fun

[Leshphilling77]

EB has looked like a mess all day at silverthorne

also looks like much less snow on this side of the county compared to copper cam

[The SnowShow]

@I70things on Instagram delivering the laughs right now. Mega shitshow out there

[smmokan]

Is there a bigger joke than the passenger traction laws?

[The SnowShow]

Is there a bigger joke than the passenger traction laws?

No. If they actually enforced them and made people / rentals have real snow tires, half these problems would go away.

[Elkhound Odin]

Every single semi I passed west bound was chainless. Fucking cement dumper going 2mph down from tunnel. Then barely able to climb VP.
Then waited an hour for VP west side to clear.
If only my wife was prepared to leave an hour earlier. I would have avoided the whole mess.


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[simple]

I70 west is crazy right now. Dead stop at Silverthorne. Super icy

[doebedoe]

Is there a bigger joke than the passenger traction laws?

No. If they actually enforced them and made people / rentals have real snow tires, half these problems would go away.

The law (i think it's actually rule...much easier to change than law) is a joke. With or without enforcement. Snow tires are not required by rule/law. And I have personally had instances where I met "traction law" in a FWD with 1 season old snow tires with plenty of treat where that setup was insufficient for the highway. Meanwhile, older M+S tires on a FWD with low clearance would technically still be OK.

We need either more stringent laws/rules, or we need to use Code 16 ("Chain law") far more often.

[mdblows]

Maybe this is one part of the reason 70 eastbound was such a dumpster fire:

https://mobile.twitter.com/SteveStae...-GlBu4McbN9mhw

The entire thread is gold

“A CDOT spokesman says a commercial bus stopped in the Eisenhower/Johnson tunnels today and let a man off. That man proceeded to walk through the tunnel setting off fire extinguishers in the tunnel "causing a huge mess," spox Tim Hoover told me“

[skiballs]

weekend:

- Denver Police say someone stole a box of human heads intended for medical research from a freight truck.

Found this farther done the above twitter post.


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[Lurch]

Why does CDOT not have one of these? https://youtu.be/_lsiDQG-5Aw

[Elkhound Odin]

We have that in CO. I saw both a tow truck pulling a semi. And cdot 350 pushing another up east bound up to the tunnel on Sunday.

The problem is the trucks needing assistance in the first place.


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[Lurch]

We have that in CO. I saw both a tow truck pulling a semi. And cdot 350 pushing another up east bound up to the tunnel on Sunday.

The problem is the trucks needing assistance in the first place.


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The problem with any solution is that you are relying on this person to not make stupid decisions.

https://twitter.com/TheGoodLiars/sta...RdvxRgQ2rIVSGA

[skaredshtles]

The problem with any solution is that you are relying on this person to not make stupid decisions.

https://twitter.com/TheGoodLiars/sta...RdvxRgQ2rIVSGA

[The SnowShow]

Amazing how fucking clueless drivers are. Passed a Sprinter Van on Rte 6 this morning going 50-55 in the left lane. There was a parade of vehicles coming up on her fast, and each one would approach her, slam on their brakes, flash their lights and then pass on the right. She wouldn’t budge. I passed on the right finally and there she was just talking away on her phone. Fucking unbelievable.

[Lurch]

Amazing how fucking clueless drivers are. Passed a Sprinter Van on Rte 6 this morning going 50-55 in the left lane. There was a parade of vehicles coming up on her fast, and each one would approach her, slam on their brakes, flash their lights and then pass on the right. She wouldn’t budge. I passed on the right finally and there she was just talking away on her phone. Fucking unbelievable.

Tourists love to come to Colorado to camp. I just wish they would do it in camp grounds instead of the left hand lane.

[summit]

Amazing how fucking clueless drivers are. Passed a Sprinter Van on Rte 6 this morning going 50-55 in the left lane. There was a parade of vehicles coming up on her fast, and each one would approach her, slam on their brakes, flash their lights and then pass on the right. She wouldn’t budge. I passed on the right finally and there she was just talking away on her phone. Fucking unbelievable.

I normally shake my head and don't bother with oblivious people, but in that case I would have considered doing a good dead and getting in front of Sprinter, turning on flashers, and slowing down until she moved right to get around me, then flooring it off on my way.

[ASmileyFace]

Tourists love to come to Colorado to camp. I just wish they would do it in camp grounds instead of the left hand lane.

Bravo.

[MakersTeleMark]

Bravo.

That's a steal from CDOT summer message boards. Camp in the Mountains Not in the Passing Lane.

[MakersTeleMark]

Ha!:

EC Alert Notification

There are multiple accidents on the roadways tonight, particularly in the east end of the valley. Road closures are in effect both east and west bound from Avon to Vail. If you drive in this area you will be stuck in gridlock for the next few hours. Please go to www.cotrip.org for updates.

[SkiBall]

Yeah, tonight sucked. Got home at 8, but was smart enough, er lucky enough to see the shitshow before I left, so didn’t.

[skipowpow]

https://coloradosun.com/2022/03/15/c...lanes-tickets/

[This End Up]

Dudes pissing in the middle of traffic jam