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    OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    damn I-70 jihadis
    Did someone just finally lose it on I70? Like Michael Douglas Falling Down style?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    Did someone just finally lose it on I70? Like Michael Douglas Falling Down style?
    https://www.summitdaily.com/news/int...erthorne-exit/
    sounds like all is resolved.
    you don't want no smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    Did someone just finally lose it on I70? Like Michael Douglas Falling Down style?
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    30+ years ago, I loaded all my stuff into my car and left Philly, started driving west, didn't know where I would land. I had a futon tied to the top of the car. Barely an hour in, my car was overheating, which had never happened. I was super stressed, pulled off the turnpike at a rest area to figure it out. The futon looked a lot like that mattress. I decided that the wind sail futon was probably the cause of the overheating, untied it and threw it in the dumpster, hoping that fixed the problem (because if it didn't, I had car problems AND had thrown away a perfectly good futon).

    Trashed futon FTW!
    Was that the 4wd carolla?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Was that the 4wd carolla?
    No, that was 20+ years ago and no futon was involved.

    It was a Ford Escort wagon, piece of shit but insanely reliable.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    piece of shit but insanely reliable.
    interesting turn of phrase
    you don't want no smoke.

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    wtf
    I have had huge huge problems with cars on I70 w ontario plates this past week or two not just one or two but a bunch
    I thought the border was closed and trump built a wall and where the fuck is ontario isn't it on the other side of the country what are these HORRIBLE drivers doing in colorado in the left lane

    does anyone know if they drive in the right lane like they do in europe in canada? it might expain some problems they are just not used to driving int he right direction like americans

    where is ontairo someone help me and most of the cars have been beaters canadians can't buy nice things?

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    A lot to unpack there... Ontario is east of here and north of the US midwest (MN, WI, MI). And they are on average nicer than us, less armed, and therefore at least less likely to road rage shoot you. But not sure on driving tendencies beyond that. Toronto is big city expensive but the rest of rural ONT generally isn't, so those beater cars are likely not Toronto city folk. That's about all I got...
    Since ask re Europe... First, actually the UK is the only part where they drive on the other side. And second, in Germany at least, you better stay out of the left lane or some mercedes v12 will be coming through your rear window
    That exhausts my knowledge on all of the above

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    How wild is I-70 going to be this weekend? I'm entering a pre-bitch right now.

    Seems like the entire Front Range is going to unleash and head Westbound. Vaxed & Waxed they say.

    Hope they stick to Eagle/Summit.

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    ^^^^Iím thinking the hordes keep heading west to Fruita and Moab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    ^^^^I’m thinking the hordes keep heading west to Fruita and Moab.
    Ha. Don't underestimate the since of the horde. It'll be wall to wall Frangers as far as the eye can see. It has been a steady stream of boats and RVs into Grand Lake since yesterday. The grocery store is cleaned out.

    When you get outta town on Thursday after work and bounce Sunday to beat traffic, that's just taking a day off, not a holiday weekend. But hey, at least in isn't forecast to snow. Time to get Mountainy AF (tm). I'm gonna work.

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    I drove vail to gyp to wolcot to gyp to wolcot to gyp to vail today and WB was a fucking shit show. Moving, but pure idiots abound.

    Good luck folks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I drove vail to gyp to wolcot to gyp to wolcot to gyp to vail today and WB was a fucking shit show. Moving, but pure idiots abound.

    Good luck folks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    Ha. Don't underestimate the since of the horde. It'll be wall to wall Frangers as far as the eye can see. It has been a steady stream of boats and RVs into Grand Lake since yesterday. The grocery store is cleaned out.

    When you get outta town on Thursday after work and bounce Sunday to beat traffic, that's just taking a day off, not a holiday weekend. But hey, at least in isn't forecast to snow. Time to get Mountainy AF (tm). I'm gonna work.
    ...I do get the logic of leaving early to beat the crowds, but you know I-70 will be gridlock on Sunday afternoon and Monday afternoon.

    Yo, how can others get mountainy as fuck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
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    Yo, how can others get mountainy as fuck?
    pretty easy

    drop a mask at the trail head
    leave a bag of dog shit next to the trail
    goto the bathroom in the woods and leave toilet paper blowing in the wind
    ignore road closures drive off road make a new trail/road
    act like a local pretend your boss and live here even though you live in northglen
    be a front range asshole
    entiled cause there are your mountains
    know everything an mansplain colorado to someone who just moved here or is visiting
    hike a 14ers this weekend
    park in someones driveway or cunt up a dirt road and park whereever you want blocking traffic
    drive a huge suv or truck even though you work IT and live in highlands ranch cause you need the horse power and clearance in the mountains
    get high on edibles and ramble on at the hot springs about how great colorado is

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    Are the massive dips on Vail Pass fixed yet? I canít believe how long those have gone without getting fixed. They did mellow them out a bit but I can see small cars getting sent like Jerry off a booter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    Are the massive dips on Vail Pass fixed yet? I canít believe how long those have gone without getting fixed. They did mellow them out a bit but I can see small cars getting sent like Jerry off a booter!
    They had construction zones set up and were grinding pavement off the bridges as of Tuesday. There's still some opportunities for airtime though.

    Loading up the lifted Tundra camper with my flatbrim collection this afternoon, gonna park it in fastfred's front yard and piss on his bushes all weekend

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    I thought the party was at foggys house but he has some dumb rule about no lifted tundras and Van's in his driveway he doesn't want anyone in grand county to think hes a poser

    There is a nice bump in silverthorne too

    This weekend should be money for 70 closures snow slush and rv boat carnage

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    Here we go folks! I70 closed at G-wood due to major pileup.

    I swear there seems to be a shitload more accidents lately, especially involving semi trucks. We saw a rolled over cement truck last week. They had a crane trying to roll it back over. Looked like a mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    Here we go folks! I70 closed at G-wood due to major pileup.
    Is Cottonwood Pass open yet for the season? If it is... expect a shitshow up there as well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    pretty easy

    drop a mask at the trail head
    leave a bag of dog shit next to the trail
    goto the bathroom in the woods and leave toilet paper blowing in the wind
    ignore road closures drive off road make a new trail/road
    act like a local pretend your boss and live here even though you live in northglen
    be a front range asshole
    entiled cause there are your mountains
    know everything an mansplain colorado to someone who just moved here or is visiting
    hike a 14ers this weekend
    park in someones driveway or cunt up a dirt road and park whereever you want blocking traffic
    drive a huge suv or truck even though you work IT and live in highlands ranch cause you need the horse power and clearance in the mountains
    get high on edibles and ramble on at the hot springs about how great colorado is
    nailed it. I had never seen a bag of dog shit by the trail head till the sprinters and man buns showed up this year.
    off your knees Louie

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    Quote Originally Posted by BFD View Post
    nailed it. I had never seen a bag of dog shit by the trail head till the sprinters and man buns showed up this year.
    Donít worry, the poop fairy will take care of those.

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    OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    Here we go folks! I70 closed at G-wood due to major pileup.

    I swear there seems to be a shitload more accidents lately, especially involving semi trucks. We saw a rolled over cement truck last week. They had a crane trying to roll it back over. Looked like a mess.
    Only eastbound apparently, so the camper caravan will continue westward!!!






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    I WAS the traffic. 1:45 from front range up to Dillon lake for some suburb camping. Traffic flowed pretty well, typical merge shit show at Floyd Hill and “oh my god corners” in Idaho Springs. The shit show lane shifters are the ones that have to fuck everything up by slamming brakes and causing a slinky.

    Anyway, beer is cracked open and all is good

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    OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    I WAS the traffic. 1:45 from front range up to Dillon lake for some suburb camping. Traffic flowed pretty well, typical merge shit show at Floyd Hill and ďoh my god cornersĒ in Idaho Springs. The shit show lane shifters are the ones that have to fuck everything up by slamming brakes and causing a slinky.

    Anyway, beer is cracked open and all is good
    I too was traffic at 12:30. Not bad but some slowdowns where you mentioned. And a couple of lane closures moving 30mph AKA trucks. Enjoying the cool breezes up here and the quiet I found.

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    FYI, buddies BIL booked one to many spots at Heron Bay campground. Spot open if someone wants it. PM me

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