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Thread: OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....
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10-29-2019, 06:06 AM #7176"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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10-29-2019, 07:37 AM #7177
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10-29-2019, 07:50 AM #7178
Absolute whiteout in Denver proper. Can’t imagine how bad it must be driving right now.
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10-29-2019, 09:26 AM #7179
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10-29-2019, 10:06 AM #7180
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10-29-2019, 11:30 AM #7181
Help me Denver Mags:
If tomorrow morning I wanted to get ... I70 & Dahlia and arrive by 7AM... how early must I be on the road?
Edit, never-mind, they cancelled all the things.Originally Posted by blurred
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10-29-2019, 11:32 AM #7182
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10-29-2019, 11:36 AM #7183Registered User
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10-29-2019, 11:38 AM #7184
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10-29-2019, 11:39 AM #7185
I've always been amused when I visit the sis-in-law in Boulder just how much they gas it around town. I would have put money they'd all be slow as fuck.
Utah wins though for shitty drivers. At least in most places known for "bad drivers" (Boston for example) there is a semi-system that somehow kinda works (aggression, fast, no blinker use or whatever) once you are used to it. However, Utah seems to operate on sheer unpredictability, which well, isn't really a system at all.Live Free or Die
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10-29-2019, 11:42 AM #7186
Thankfully my mandatory thingy was cancelled for tomorrow
Originally Posted by blurred
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10-29-2019, 12:35 PM #7187
People love to talk about CO drivers but it’s more a matter of all the transplants trying to figure out the roads and the weather and how to get along.
I just narrowly dodged a 5 day trial jury duty in downtown Denver. Took a uber and was $20 for a 3 person shared ride to go 3 miles. Normally about $5. Walked home but didn’t want to chance being late on the way in.
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10-29-2019, 01:11 PM #7188Galibier Designcrafting technology in service of music
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10-29-2019, 03:26 PM #7189
The damn Subaru drivers in Boulder are slow as fuck, especially the Forresters. Otherwise, yes, we drive fast in our 5 mile bubble radius (side note: I have snow tires, use my blinkers sine I'm old and have lived in Colorado forever). Lots of zippy cars in this town who know the timing of the lights.
The number of moms complaining because school wasn't cancelled today is crazy (it's too cold! The roads are icy!). BVSD can't win, mom's are mad if they close and mad if they don't.
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10-29-2019, 03:39 PM #7190
Nobody is complaining if you stop looking at Facebook.
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10-29-2019, 03:40 PM #7191
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10-29-2019, 03:47 PM #7192Banned
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You gotta be agro as fuck nowadays on I70.
A few of my goto moves:
1) If approaching a left lane asshole who is all alone, ride up on to their ass. If they don't get over after about 5 seconds, flash brights a few times. This usually works. I do not like to go straight to passing in right lane because I consider myself to be an I-70 enforcer and teach the rulz where I can.
2) If you do have to pass in the right lane - always, always, always LAY ON THE HORN for a solid 5-7 seconds as you pass them. This not only teaches them they are being an asshole, but also a safety maneuver announcing your presence as you pass.
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10-29-2019, 03:52 PM #7193
if ya don't teach 'em, hows they gonna learn?
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10-29-2019, 03:57 PM #7194
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10-29-2019, 04:09 PM #7195
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10-29-2019, 04:58 PM #7196Banned
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What's even better is when you're in wide open road (like no one around) and you have to pass a fucktard (usually with Cali plates) in the right lane. Then you stay in the right lane for next 10 or so miles cause there is no one around in front of you to pass. Those fucks probably aren't learning anything out of that scenario because they are clueless, but I still honk as I pass by. I'm sure they think I'm some kind of psycho local but I'd love to meet them at the next gas station and explain things......
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10-29-2019, 08:06 PM #7197
Driving my lowered Sti with tinted everything, including headlights, they don't even know I'm there until the vape smoke hits them.
If I was a BMW driver they would know I want to pass because my double LED xenon blinder brights let them know I'm coming from 6 miles away.
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10-29-2019, 10:42 PM #7198Registered User
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had to be at a client site monday auper early. left breck at 430am and cant believe the mess on i70.
i am pretty sure i saw 4 pr 5 cars and truck literally parked in the right lane...no apparent drivers flashers or anything...like it was zombie day and they just ran.
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10-30-2019, 07:19 AM #7199
OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....
I drove home from St. George last night (got home around 1am) via 70 and it wasn’t bad... snow covered roads most of the way, but it’s a hell of a lot easier when there’s absolutely no one on the road.
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10-30-2019, 07:41 AM #7200
Exactly what is said after driving Breck to Vail. No one on the road except the occasional truck with chains going 5mph. Was pretty slick in the narrows though. When I got on in Frisco I had to double check that the road was open because there wasn’t a single car on 70. Weird.
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