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Thread: Country Wisdom
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02-28-2014, 01:50 PM #1
Country Wisdom
"Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, and whiskey makes my baby frisky."
Live Free or Die
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02-28-2014, 01:51 PM #2Registered User
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Whiskey's for drinking, water's for fighting.
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02-28-2014, 02:01 PM #3
Even a fish stays out of trouble if he keeps his mouth shut.
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02-28-2014, 02:02 PM #4Hugh Conway Guest
"never stick your dick in crazy son"
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02-28-2014, 02:04 PM #5trenchman
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fling enough shit yada yada yada...
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02-28-2014, 02:11 PM #6spook Guest
if it's darker than you shoot it
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02-28-2014, 02:15 PM #7
"eatin aint sheatin and suckin aint fuckin" - A coworkers description of his transgressions.
So I asked his ol' lady for a bj.
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02-28-2014, 02:18 PM #8Banned
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If you can't beat 'em with brains, baffle 'em with bullshit.
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02-28-2014, 02:19 PM #9trenchman
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make hey while the son shines.
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02-28-2014, 02:35 PM #10
Life's hard when you're stupid
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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02-28-2014, 02:47 PM #11Registered User
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Man has two heads. When he thinks with the small one he gets into trouble.
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02-28-2014, 02:54 PM #12
Never use a condom- they take away all the feeling!
Daniel Ortega eats here.
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02-28-2014, 02:57 PM #13
If you're an asshole poor, you'll be an asshole rich.
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02-28-2014, 02:58 PM #14trenchman
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almost done
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02-28-2014, 03:45 PM #15
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
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02-28-2014, 03:49 PM #16trenchman
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don't shit on the hand that feeds ya
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02-28-2014, 04:24 PM #17
Shit stinks enough without stirring it.
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02-28-2014, 05:07 PM #18
If I had ma druthers, Id druther be fishin
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02-28-2014, 05:16 PM #19Funky But Chic
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The waves upstream on the Changjiang River drive the waves downstream.
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02-28-2014, 05:53 PM #20trenchman
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dolly pardon has a big rack
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02-28-2014, 06:04 PM #21
Bad day of fishshun beets a gud day at werk.
watch out for snakes
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02-28-2014, 06:27 PM #22
Hot chic with a ring on her hand. My buddy says "don't forget, ring don't plug the hole".
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02-28-2014, 06:39 PM #23
This here's my wife and legal property.
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02-28-2014, 07:24 PM #24Registered User
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You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
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02-28-2014, 08:52 PM #25
You'll never win a fartin' contest with a horse's ass
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