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Thread: Country Wisdom

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    Country Wisdom

    "Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, and whiskey makes my baby frisky."
    Live Free or Die

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    Whiskey's for drinking, water's for fighting.

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    Even a fish stays out of trouble if he keeps his mouth shut.

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    "never stick your dick in crazy son"

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    fling enough shit yada yada yada...
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    if it's darker than you shoot it

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    "eatin aint sheatin and suckin aint fuckin" - A coworkers description of his transgressions.

    So I asked his ol' lady for a bj.

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    If you can't beat 'em with brains, baffle 'em with bullshit.
    Set my compass North, I got Winter in my blood.

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    make hey while the son shines.
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    Life's hard when you're stupid
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    Man has two heads. When he thinks with the small one he gets into trouble.

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    Never use a condom- they take away all the feeling!
    ˇÓrale, vato!

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    If you're an asshole poor, you'll be an asshole rich.

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    almost done
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    Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

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    don't shit on the hand that feeds ya
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    Shit stinks enough without stirring it.

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    If I had ma druthers, Id druther be fishin

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    The waves upstream on the Changjiang River drive the waves downstream.

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    dolly pardon has a big rack
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    Bad day of fishshun beets a gud day at werk.
    watch out for snakes

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    Hot chic with a ring on her hand. My buddy says "don't forget, ring don't plug the hole".

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    This here's my wife and legal property.

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    You don't tug on Superman's cape
    You don't spit into the wind
    You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
    And you don't mess around with Jim

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    You'll never win a fartin' contest with a horse's ass
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