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Thread: Jer lands sweet gig
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02-14-2014, 01:33 PM #1
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Jer lands sweet gig
Actually, they sought me out. And I don't have to undergo any dipshit psychological testing this time! Kicks ass when old friends/associates remember you. And fate kinda clears a path.
The only drawback is it's extended deployments so I'll be posting here even more infrequently than I have. However, my numerous aliai will no doubt take up the slack. For a complete list of my numerous aliai, pm Gape_Ape or Hutash, I've long since lost track of who's who in that department.
I would have posted this in PolyAss but those guys are all fags.
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02-14-2014, 01:35 PM #2
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Can you ship my damned Jerantulas already?
I still call it The Jake.
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02-14-2014, 01:36 PM #3
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I thought you got 'em last August when I shipped the others??
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02-14-2014, 01:37 PM #4
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Originally Posted by Jer
bwaaahahaahahahaLast edited by irul&ublo; 02-14-2014 at 01:48 PM.
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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02-14-2014, 01:39 PM #5
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I was told that mine got bumped back due to the fall timber harvest. I tried tracking my shipment but Splat deleted the thread with the factory. Originally Posted by Jer
I still call it The Jake.
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02-14-2014, 01:42 PM #6
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I'm sure they'll come to regret that oversight..... Originally Posted by Jer
Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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02-14-2014, 01:51 PM #7
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By then it will be too late. Originally Posted by PNWbrit
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02-14-2014, 02:32 PM #8
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So what will you be doing?
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02-14-2014, 02:34 PM #9
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Night shift down at the high fructose corn syrup plant. He stirs the shit.
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02-14-2014, 02:44 PM #10
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Something menial but sufficiently self important. Originally Posted by Tippster
Almost certainly involves wearing rubber boots and animal feces?
Colleagues who'll be easily impressed by his readers digest test IQ score and scawry gun collection. Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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02-14-2014, 03:24 PM #11
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One thing we can be sure of, it won't involve skiing.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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02-14-2014, 03:32 PM #12
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Clean up crew at Hanford nuclear waste sight. When he's done with the gig, he will be positively glowing!
"We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully." - Randy Pausch
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02-14-2014, 03:46 PM #13
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Old friend = Colonel Sam Trautman? Originally Posted by Jer
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02-14-2014, 03:59 PM #14
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Well, probably not alpine skiing. Thankfully its been a pretty rad winter so far so at least I don't feel cheated. First operation will be plenty cold and snowy. Originally Posted by hutash
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02-14-2014, 04:07 PM #15
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Originally Posted by Jer
Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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02-14-2014, 04:52 PM #16
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Jer moved to Kalispell? Originally Posted by PNWbrit
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02-14-2014, 04:55 PM #17
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Jer hearts the spandex covered nordic cock? Originally Posted by Jer
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02-14-2014, 05:02 PM #18
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This thread brings teh lulz. Jer, don't forget your SUP!
No longer stuck.
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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02-14-2014, 05:04 PM #19
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It's possible. Maybe his Mom met someone there over the internet? Originally Posted by toast2266
They've packed up the contents of the basement and both moved west? Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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02-14-2014, 05:37 PM #20spook Guest
hopefully sniping something
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02-14-2014, 05:42 PM #21
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What's the gig?
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02-14-2014, 05:43 PM #22
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Originally Posted by Jer
Fluffer for the Rog?Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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02-14-2014, 05:44 PM #23
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Did Rawg strain himself self-fluffing? Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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02-14-2014, 05:45 PM #24
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Human shield?
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02-14-2014, 05:48 PM #25
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Boyscouts of America has a new troop leader!
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