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Thread: How did you meet your spouse?
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02-11-2014, 07:23 PM #1Registered User
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How did you meet your spouse?
What you got?
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02-11-2014, 07:31 PM #2
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02-11-2014, 07:54 PM #3Registered User
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Hitting on her roommate at a party. Her roommate looked like the easy one.
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02-11-2014, 08:00 PM #4
At a family reunion.
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02-11-2014, 08:03 PM #5
Yard sale, ofc... it's a ski forum.
Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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02-11-2014, 08:13 PM #6
At a strip club.
I was dancing.Living vicariously through myself.
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02-11-2014, 08:39 PM #7trenchman
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a spiritual intervention surrounded by blackberries and dogs early one summer day.
b.
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02-11-2014, 08:42 PM #8Registered User
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Hey Meadowskipper, do your kids have eyes really close together and foreheads sloped like Corbett's ?
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02-11-2014, 08:44 PM #9
I was cooling out in Vail in between golf tournaments. She was recently divorced, training for some big winter race thing with her ski team friends. Our eyes met across the crowded cafetorium, sparks flew. I could tell she was into head...head skis, head boots, man does this chick love head. When she limped over and asked me to autograph her rack I knew it was meant to be.
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02-11-2014, 08:56 PM #10
Shooting pool. She was wearing a nice skirt, sleeveless silk but it was the lighting of the cigar that made me think I should know more.
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02-11-2014, 09:29 PM #11
A catalog, it was love at first sight.
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02-11-2014, 09:30 PM #12
Buddy lost his turn.
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02-11-2014, 09:33 PM #13
Pornographic baked goods party.*
This isn't where I first met her, but it's where we got together.
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02-11-2014, 09:48 PM #14
I was best man in her first wedding.
"Buy the Fucking Plane Tickets!"
-- Jack Tackle
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02-11-2014, 09:50 PM #15
Russianbrides.com
You are what you eat.
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There's no such thing as bad snow, just shitty skiers.
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02-11-2014, 09:51 PM #16
I GAVE HER $18 FOR ANAL IN A DARK ALLEY ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO. THE ROG WAS CREATED.
Hey d-bag - here's something for you to think about: maybe (just maybe) not everybody here has their little panties in a wad 24/7 and flies into a rage whenever somebody disagrees with them. Maybe these same mags don't take this place uber-seriously. Maybe this even includes the vast majority of the people who post here as opposed to you and like 20 other thin-skinned douchebags. Just something to think about. -JER
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02-11-2014, 09:52 PM #17
At work.
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02-11-2014, 09:52 PM #18
3rd floor bathroom
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02-11-2014, 09:57 PM #19Hugh Conway Guest
Deportation Detention Cell.
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02-11-2014, 09:58 PM #20
We roofied each other at a party.
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02-11-2014, 10:44 PM #21
She was my kids nanny for a year...
'To quote my bro
"We're not K2. We're a bunch of maggots running one press at full steam building killer fukkin skis and putting smiles on our friends' faces." ' - skifishbum '08
"Adios Hugh you asshole" - Ghostofcarl '14
believe...
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02-11-2014, 11:29 PM #22
I met her in Padded room- she was one of Blurred's aliases. That would explain why she likes it up the ass every time.
Daniel Ortega eats here.
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02-11-2014, 11:42 PM #23
Craigslist.
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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02-11-2014, 11:52 PM #24
at da bar ...
We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...
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02-12-2014, 01:20 AM #25
Wait... did you all meet your wives before the wedding? You guys had so much time to run.
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