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02-10-2014, 12:56 PM #51
Jack A. Orseoff, Esq.
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Try again. The downtown facilities are all pretrial detention. If you serve time as part of a sentence it will probably be in...wait for it...Plymouth! Have fun at the workhouse, bud.
Originally Posted by Crass3000
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02-10-2014, 12:58 PM #52
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Please, this stint ain't nothing for a motherfucking G. Think he's scurred? It's his cred yo, while he's in he'll try to find someone to come to Boston and fuck me up.
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02-10-2014, 01:04 PM #53
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Justin Bieber is getting some "cred" this way! Maybe! You two might become bros! Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
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02-10-2014, 01:05 PM #54
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Plymouth is pretty nice in comparison. Had a friend spend some time there for a DWI back in the late 80's. I picked him up a few times to make it to his Ski Patrol Shift. I'd be surprised if they'd use Henn Cty for a DWI arrest. If it was any more serious I'd bet on St. Cloud. Originally Posted by RootSkier
Five minutes into the drive and you're already driving me crazy...
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02-10-2014, 01:07 PM #55
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Maybe you can get on that show Scared Straight. Yell at some Jr. Gangsters!
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02-10-2014, 01:07 PM #56
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Disguised as a pho delivery man no doubt. Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
What's up with MN, does the cold make people retarded?
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02-10-2014, 01:07 PM #57
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02-10-2014, 01:11 PM #58
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How ironic is this? I just went and got pho for lunch since I am working from home today. At first I was a little scarred thinking I would have Sons of Anarchy waiting outside for me but then I came to my senses and realized anyone talking hard on the internet to a bunch of skiers is probably the biggest pussy that ever lived and I shouldn't get worried. Originally Posted by Timberridge
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02-10-2014, 01:20 PM #59
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good for you, laughter and pho.
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02-10-2014, 01:23 PM #60
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Ha ha crass is gonna come back with a tattoo on his lower back that says "fuck this" and an arrow pointing toward his asshole
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02-10-2014, 01:26 PM #61
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Someone's gunna get his ass raped, and it ain't going to be me, nor that big guy named Bubba who's looking at you as something fresh and tight. Originally Posted by Crass3000
Not that you will be either of those for long. Try to enjoy it, but because there ain't shit you can do about it.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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02-10-2014, 01:38 PM #62
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This is one of those instances where size matters. Wonder if you can buy KY in the commissary? Originally Posted by hutash
In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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02-10-2014, 02:17 PM #63spook Guest
just tell them you have asshole cancer and it's contagious
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02-10-2014, 02:26 PM #64
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He can tattoo your face to his cinnamon ring and then he doesn't need to say anything. Originally Posted by spook
Daniel Ortega eats here.
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02-10-2014, 02:58 PM #65
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Keep your head down, your mouth shut and, if anyone asks what you're in for, just say, "Parking tickets."
Or you can run your mouth and fit in with all the lying sacks of shit you'll be sharing accommodations with.
That's the way it is.
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02-10-2014, 03:24 PM #66
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I'll give you two guesses which path he will take. Don't take too long thinking about it, I'm sure it is obvious Originally Posted by splat
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02-10-2014, 04:22 PM #67
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Yah Rootskier has no idea what he is talking about but that doesn't surprise anybody. I guess if you are downtown for murder you head to the workhouse. What an idiot. Sorry this isn't my first stint and my buddy just got out after 14 federal in Duluth. Anyway... have a lot of fun you idiots. This guy is not gonna be worked but I guess you never met me. Anyhow... heading out on Greyhound from STP to eau Claire to meet some people that would scare you just if they looked at you. If you wanna have fun with me, meet me at the bus station you losers. I'm pretty sure I have more peeps who have been to prison than just about anybody on here. If you beat me at that it sucks for you. As usual, TGR dipshits have no idea but that is not surprising. Originally Posted by mnflyfish
Anyway... no harm meant to you MNflyfish. These guys just have no idea.
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02-10-2014, 04:27 PM #68
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congrats?? Originally Posted by Crass3000
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02-10-2014, 04:28 PM #69
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FIFY, oh, and sing a bar of Alice's Restaurant. Originally Posted by splat
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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02-10-2014, 04:31 PM #70
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I don't get it. Is this supposed to be a point of pride for you or just further evidence that you're a fuck up? Originally Posted by Crass3000
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02-10-2014, 04:34 PM #71
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How easy is it to never go to jail? Really fucking easy, as it turns out.
"...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
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02-10-2014, 04:34 PM #72
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It's actually not ironic at all. Have you been listening to Alanis Morrisette? Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
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02-10-2014, 04:40 PM #73
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People that grammar nazi the use of ironic should ironically be put in jail. Originally Posted by irul&ublo
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02-10-2014, 04:45 PM #74
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I started the thread as I did. It wasn't as source of pride but more of an.... fuck I screwed up. I was just venting. This is just about the only place I can on the internet without getting into more trouble. Originally Posted by The AD
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02-10-2014, 04:49 PM #75
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Blurred is right. most of you guys are just tools. Enjoy your life. Think it's neato.... Then at the end realize how much lose there really was and comprehend how much unnecessary waste your life was. It's sad to watch really.
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