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  1. #1
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    Who wants to play "what's making mrs. Larry passive aggressive today?"

    I sure as fuck don't.
    No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent

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    Lack of Little Larry?

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    Leaving copious amounts of pubes on the bar soap?
    "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir

    "welcome to the hacienda, asshole." --s.p.c.

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    Like so many of us, Mrs Larry is overwhelmingly troubled by the fact that Shaun White pulled out of the slopestyle event at the olympics. She simply doesn't know how to cope with such shattering news and as a result she's displacing her anger, confusion, and grief onto you merely as a result of your proximity.
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    Every chick has a bit o' nogoodcunt that comes out every now and then
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    Quote Originally Posted by refried View Post
    Lack of Little Larry?
    Good guess actually. Lets see if tequila can't help with that. Or at least bring things out in the open-
    No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent

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    At least she wasn't pasta agressive, thats when they undercook the pasta to fuck up your digestion
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    People always say how they hate passive aggressiveness. "I would repect them more if they were direct and confronted me."

    I, on the other hand, have more respect for those who are more deceitful and talk shit behind my back. That way I never know.

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    Did her friend just buy a new purse? I hate when that shit happens.

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    time of the month larry, time of the month.
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    Deep down, she detests loafers.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Pissed that Arod dropped his suit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Steve View Post
    Every chick as a bit o' nogoodcunt that comes out every now and then
    So you're saying they're no different than men?

    I got the monosyllabic treatment earlier this week. No idea why. She got over it, and so did I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Deep down, she detests loafers.
    Well, she actually misses the tassels. Left em on metro north went wore the new pennies out of the store couple years ago. Wasn't even baked.Click image for larger version. 

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    No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent

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    she's probably sick but doesn't want to bitch about it.
    strong like mother russia, no

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    mine is hating the nugs. if as much as she says, she should stop partaking.

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    She too is jealous of the mad poon Shaun White pulls.

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    Hey, I know. Buy her a brand new Lexus for Valentines Day and wrap it up in a big ribbon and bow out in the driveway, just like the commercial. That'll work.

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    may as well go range rover for the mrs'
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    Almost fell of my chair laughing.... Seriously? Trying to make sense of a woman... Have you lost your mind? Well that's a sure way to lose it.

    The only thing that remotely made sense was the mention of tequila.

    Vibes.

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    How does one forget their shoes on the train and not be baked? Granted, I've wingmaned a bunch of friends over the years while they were barefoot trying to get home, but they lost their footwear elsewhere and in psychedelic stupors.

    Old Larry, do you pull a Mr. Rogers on the way home?
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
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    Sometimes the passive aggressive comes with the silent treatment. If you play your cards right.

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    Who wants to play "what's making mrs. Larry passive aggressive today?"

    Really I'm surprised we don't have have any pics of Mrs Larry posted yet to help us advise you in your time of need.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    she's probably sick but doesn't want to bitch about it.
    strong like mother russia, no

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    Clearly you have never met the mrs!
    No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent

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    embrace the silence then.
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