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    The XXII Olympic Winter Games

    Enough about the sideshow bullshit, let's start a thread about the competition and the athletes.

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    I'd like to thank the organizers for getting the "Team Figure Skating" out of the way first.

    ....aaaaand the American fellow did a jumpy spinny thing and fell down. The announcers went "Ohhhhh..." Let's move on folks, nothing to see here.

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    My 10yo son's reaction to the Japanese kid who just skated:

    "Wait... is that a girl or a boy? It's a little hard to tell."

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    I read Bode had the fastest qualifying time this morning. Could be interesting...
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    I realize there is not much hope for a bullfighting forum. I understand that most of you would prefer to discuss the ingredients of jacket fabrics than the ingredients of a brave man. I know nothing of the former. But the latter is made of courage, and skill, and grace in the presence of the possibility of death. If someone could make a jacket of those three things it would no doubt be the most popular and prized item in all of your closets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LightRanger View Post
    I read Bode had the fastest qualifying time this morning. Could be interesting...
    he is wicked pissed about Kitzbuhel.
    his line, was THE line.
    i hope he krushes it!
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    Is "hotness" a qualifier for women's snowboard!!

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    I just said to my wife that cuteness must be a judged category in women's Slopestyle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    My 10yo son's reaction to the Japanese kid who just skated:

    "Wait... is that a girl or a boy? It's a little hard to tell."
    was that your answer.
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    "Anime has taught me nothing to help answer that."

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    which part was hard?
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    Spoiler alert.... Heidi Kloser crashed out during the moguls qualifiers. Looked like she may have injured her leg. NBC reporter tells us she's conscious and she's still breathing.

    Prayers

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    Fuck you, spoiler!
    StokePimpin' ain't easy

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    Mogul skier=Ortho's wet dream
    Did the last unsatisfied fat soccer mom you took to your mom's basement call you a fascist? -irul&ublo
    Don't Taze me bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Fuck you, spoiler!
    Dude. They just showed it on NBC.

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    Yeah, I just felt like swearing.
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    That Canadian kid in slope style with the broken rib....holy, that made me wince.
    Ribs are just the worst, I can't even imagine all of the spinning and impact...
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    WTF is wrong with Bob Costas? He's got a pirate's eye going on or maybe he got jizzed on?
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    HELL YEAH, heather McFee!

    Maybe Costas just got a dose of Polonium.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    WTF is wrong with Bob Costas? He's got a pirate's eye going on or maybe he got jizzed on?
    Probably got some of that Sochi water in his eye.
    http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2...angerous-water

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    Ribs and tailbones...

    And what is up with Mr.Peanut?

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    I love how snowboard moves are in the mogul skiers runs.
    Funny.
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    unless costas is dead, i don't care what he's doing. he's singlehandedly diminished numerous historic events with his stupid fucking commentary for all of my teen-adult sporting life.

    fuck you, bob costas. fuck you.

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    Haha....you mad, bro?
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    Pink-eye sux.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Pink-eye sux.
    so, he doesn't wash his hands?

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