Vladimir Putin skiing: maggot analysis

[Like a Boss]

Looks like a 7 to me. Although if he asked me point blank what level he was from 1-9, I would say "11" to avoid being banished to a Siberian gulag.

[detrusor]

Where are the rest of his skis? Maybe he could be spancered by rax.

[Hugh Conway]

I'm jealous of his judo skills …

funny, I'm jealous of the money, poon and power. whatever floats your boat though dood. I mean, he's the kind of fucker who hire's tomatoe to do tricks for him.

[ddsnake]

My money, poon and power , I'm happy with .I could improve my judo

[Hugh Conway]

so, you are content being a comparative loser. that's cool

[Tom from Austria]

Where are the rest of his skis? Maybe he could be spancered by rax.

Hey, here is the voice of the Rax team speaking.
Yeah, it`s true that we are famous for cutting the ski tails and nailing them on the wall of our club house.

But in this case we are absolutely innocent,
as we were not allowed to pass the security at Sotchi airport with a saw...

[mnflyfish]

Dude sure needs those guards, what with all the gate bashing he's doing.

I was thinking the same thing. Does he race in some world leader beer league on the weekends? As for the short ski comment, I watched this on my phone so I can't be sure but his skis appear to be a sl ski.

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[Johnny Deep]

The lack of fist bumping was a total disappointment.

[nogophers]

I think I heard him ask how to get to Чарльз разрыв (Chad's Gap)

(Or Gap Chad, Chad Gap...I'm not so hot with Russian and Google Translator will only get one so far)

[Tom from Austria]

Bitter because Putin's a better skier than you ? Hahahaaa .

Some of you guys may know that Putin`s personal ski-advisor and trainer is certain Karl Schranz.
Probably the world`s best slalom racer in 1968 and 1972 Karl was defrauded of gold medals by FIS oficials.
In 2001, Schranz was the master mind of World championship at St.Anton
and later that of the Sochi alpine areal.

[Putin]

I bet Putin skis better than 85% of TGR

Is true, no ?