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  1. 02-04-2014, 12:30 PM #1
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    Which two and why?

    So if you are stuck on a desert island which two strippers would you want with you and why?
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    Whichever ones have water and boat building/openwater navigation skills.
    In with the 9.
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    Do you have to pay for lap dances on the desert isle ? I don't think they have ATM's on them.
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    Whoever brings me Einstein's bagels.
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    Just leave the Professor at home or you'll be stranded forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    So if you are stuck on a desert island which two strippers would you want with you and why?
    The two who are mute. And maybe toothless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    And maybe toothless.
    Scurvy will take care of that for you after a little while.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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    Kandi and Krystal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Kandi and Krystal.
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    Rain....so you'd have water

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  11. 02-04-2014, 01:41 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    So if you are stuck on a desert island which two strippers would you want with you and why?
    I really think I don't get the point of this exercise, but, there was this one called herself Natasha, worked a club in downtown Albuquerque in the mid-90s. The rest of them are just a blur of T&A.
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    Ah, puppy love.
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    Was the bouncer's name Boris?
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    I think it doesn't matter because no matter how they start, after awhile they will be the best 2 looking women on that island.

    As an old buddy of mine once said, "I think I'm going to try and do X (girl from our highschool), she does have a hole afterall..."
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Was the bouncer's name Boris?
    No, that's who he went home with that night.
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    Is there a list with photos to choose from?

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...    iscariot
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    one hot one cute
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    Im going with Raven so you can hop on her and fly away and Candy cause you can eat that shit, well metaphorically speaking.
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1064440AACxalf
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    I could see this thread, no pun intended turning NSFW soon
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnjam View Post
    I could see this thread, no pun intended turning NSFW soon
    I hope so, as it is useless without pics.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
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    Thread jack: Has anyone ever met strippers named Paint or Wall?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    Do you have to pay for lap dances on the desert isle ? I don't think they have ATM's on them.
    There is a 12 coconut service fee, so you might not eat for long.
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    at least one fat one... cuz once teh other one is dead the fat one should have slimmed down ... long term rotational planning.
    I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.
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    hmmm, good point.
    watch out for snakes
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  25. 02-05-2014, 02:39 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by berko View Post
    Whichever ones have water and boat building/openwater navigation skills.
    So, not strippers then...
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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