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  1. 01-31-2014, 06:45 PM #1
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    Help: Name my new Android app

    So lets say you're planning on drinking a quart and a half of bourbon tonight. But you're worried that the drunk version of you might call your boss and tell him what a cockgoblin he is. I have a solution.

    I put together an app that lets the sober version of you deny outgoing calls to anyone in your contacts list. If you try to call one of those contacts a message is displayed to the effect of sober you decided that calling this person is a bad idea. App is functional now, just need to clean up the UI a bit. Gonna do a pay one that blocks text messages as well.

    Currently calling it DrunkDialDenier but not in love with that. Whatchugot?
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  2. 01-31-2014, 06:46 PM #2
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  6. 01-31-2014, 07:31 PM #6
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  7. 01-31-2014, 07:33 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by up an down View Post
    soberbot.. ..sobermind..soberwageslave....jobsaver....designa teddialer
    I like my last suggestion best... DesignatedDialer
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  10. 01-31-2014, 08:11 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by up an down View Post
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    Gunna be tough to be that one I'd say.
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  12. 01-31-2014, 09:04 PM #12
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    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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  14. 01-31-2014, 10:06 PM #14
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    Call it "Sgt. Hartman" (from Full Metal Jacket) and have him insult you with lines from the movie when you actually try to do it.
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  15. 01-31-2014, 10:07 PM #15
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  16. 01-31-2014, 10:27 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post

    Call it "Sgt. Hartman" (from Full Metal Jacket) and have him insult you with lines from the movie when you actually try to do it.
    "PUT THE PHONE DOWN YOU STUPID DISGUSTING DRUNK MAGGOT!!!"

    ^^^not an actual line from the movie
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  17. 01-31-2014, 10:36 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    "PUT THE PHONE DOWN YOU STUPID DISGUSTING DRUNK MAGGOT!!!"

    ^^^not an actual line from the movie
    "You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck! "

    Perfect line for it.
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  18. 01-31-2014, 10:38 PM #18
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    Perfect after trying to send a text:

    "Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk! "
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  19. 01-31-2014, 10:39 PM #19
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    "Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!"

    It's gold Jerry, GOLD!
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  20. 01-31-2014, 10:41 PM #20
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    "I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!"

    "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

    How is this not an app?
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  21. 01-31-2014, 11:31 PM #21
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    I have the full metal jacket soundboard app. Perfect for many situations, and you can set the sound bites as alerts, rings etc.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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  22. 01-31-2014, 11:44 PM #22
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  23. 02-01-2014, 02:10 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
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    Pretty sure the app would just forward everything to him.
    Or ask for permission to call via pm.
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  24. 02-01-2014, 09:17 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
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    It would only block calls to the hot chicks, but would speed dial the ugly ones for you.
    Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
    Push it on into systematic overdrive
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  25. 02-01-2014, 10:02 AM #25
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    This app already exists, not that yours isn't better. I'm too useless to look it up.
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