Evil has been unleashed

**grrrr** · 01-28-2014, 06:36 PM

Damn girl scouts are selling those cookies again.

**digitaldeath** · 01-28-2014, 06:37 PM

you can buy those 365

**mobygrape** · 01-28-2014, 08:39 PM

**liv2ski** · 01-28-2014, 10:30 PM

Just tell them you bought 6 boxes from troop 666 and that is it. They will never call BS on you.

**iceman** · 01-29-2014, 09:48 AM

Personally I dig the Thin Mints. A lot.

**Cruiser** · 01-29-2014, 09:51 AM

**riser4** · 01-29-2014, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by grrrr

Damn girl scouts are selling those cookies again.

thot you preferred Schweddy Balls.

**mud** · 01-29-2014, 10:03 AM

I don't get why they sell them in the middle of winter.
Poor kids are standing outside the grocery store shivering their assess off.
Seems selling them in the summer would be better.

**iceman** · 01-29-2014, 10:07 AM

Too melty for the Thin Mints.

**mud** · 01-29-2014, 10:10 AM

Ah that should've been obvious.
The Tagalongs would be a disaster.

**TBS** · 01-29-2014, 11:46 AM

Heh, I'm an easy mark for kids selling stuff. I've bought three boxes so far and we are still in the Camp Fire Phase here - Girl Scouts still to come. The Boy Scouts come last, but their stuff is pretty worthless.

I asked a CF girl who pitched me last week "which cookie goes best with this dark ale?" She didn't miss a beat and pulled out the mints. Now, that is sales skill! Her mom was hot too!

**smmokan** · 01-29-2014, 11:58 AM

My wife and I made one of them happy yesterday by buying 25 boxes... 15 Samoas and 10 Thin Mints. Put 'em in the freezer or store them in a cool, dry cabinet and they last for months. You don't get much better for biking/skiing snacks than a few Samoa cookies.

**Danno** · 01-29-2014, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by smmokan

My wife and I made one of them happy yesterday by buying 25 boxes... 15 Samoas and 10 Thin Mints. Put 'em in the freezer or store them in a cool, dry cabinet and they last for months. You don't get much better for biking/skiing snacks than a few Samoa cookies.

how are you not 400 pounds?

**systemoverblow'd** · 01-29-2014, 12:18 PM

I go into the train station and there's a girl scouts stand filled with boxes set up.
I come to work, there are sheets all over the place from different people.
I log into facebook and get posts from friends asking to buy from their daughters.

Nope, not this time folks. It's getting obnoxious.

**hawkgt** · 01-29-2014, 12:22 PM

yep... wife walked in with a armful of boxes.... crack is what it is....

**HD333** · 01-29-2014, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by smmokan

My wife and I made one of them happy yesterday by buying 25 boxes... 15 Samoas and 10 Thin Mints. Put 'em in the freezer or store them in a cool, dry cabinet and they last for months. You don't get much better for biking/skiing snacks than a few Samoa cookies.

That quantity of Girl Scout cookies would not be good for me. I generally eat the Thin Mints a sleeve at a time.

**iceman** · 01-29-2014, 12:45 PM

Well that's how you do it. Either that or about half a sleeve busted up on some ice cream.

**stfu&gbtw** · 01-29-2014, 12:46 PM

Currently trying to moderate my own girl scout cookie consumption. 5 samoas and 5 thin mints per night, tops. Could easily eat them until I develop lethal concentration levels of all the fucked up shit those things are made out of.

**Garth Bimble** · 01-29-2014, 01:50 PM

Wife used to be a Brownie leader. At one point we had a room full of the damn things...that wasn't a good thing.

Now I've got a craving for some do-si-dos...thanks grrrr.

KQ · 01-29-2014, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Personally I dig the Thin Mints. A lot.

Back in my day....... so very long ago...... all we had were Trifoils (shortbread) and Thin Mints which were the better of the two however I find that now they're a little thin on the mint. Late in my GS career they came out with the peanut butter cookies which were a cookie with a dome of peanut butter covered in chocolate. Boy was that considered "crazy" at the time - adding another flavor!

Hoo-boy I remember lugging a box full of cookies door to door. Not like today when ppls parents are selling them online. Of course you'd never let your 7yo daughter go wandering the neighborhood knocking on doors these days. I'm sure there were just as many whackos back then. I'm probably lucky I survived. I do remember knocking on a few doors where I got a bad vibe from the occupant.

**smmokan** · 01-29-2014, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

how are you not 400 pounds?

They last us at least six months.... Thin Mints last even longer.

**PNWbrit** · 01-29-2014, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by KQ

Back in my day....... s

Do you still have the uniform......?

KQ · 01-30-2014, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Do you still have the uniform......?

LOL!! Yeah, I think my mom has it stashed somewhere along with all the other "uniforms" like that time I was a flower girl, riding outfits, first communion, cheerleading, Letterman jacket etc. etc..... Good times.... good times......