Don't Leave Your Garage Open around SLC

[beaterdit]

You guys, stop replying to Cunty Fossil. Eventually he'll dry up and go away.

[toast2266]

Nice work!

(that's directed at JTrue, not whatever shitstorm appears to be brewing).

[Canada1]

J True, you rule! I have been hit twice in Park City and it hurts. I would have responded with violence and ended up in jail with a lawsuit from the meth head. Your approach is just so much better!

[creaky fossil]

Seriously, wtf ARE you saying?

you should ask rideit or stuckathuntermtn, they're the experts here

maybe ask "babybear" if you want the view of a 45 year old man pretending to be a college age girl

You guys, stop replying to Cunty Fossil. Eventually he'll dry up and go away.

it's painful seeing you try to be funny by pretending that TGR is SERIOUS BUSINESS, and I think you owe the 45-year-old-man-pretending-to-be-22-yr-old-hottie-girl ("babybear") an apology for your misogynistic use of the word "cunt"

[My Pet Powder Goat]

maybe ask "babybear" if you want the view of a 45 year old man pretending to be a college age girl
and I think you owe the 45-year-old-man-pretending-to-be-22-yr-old-hottie-girl ("babybear")"

Wtf are you talking about, Moran? ....Sounds like someone's a little gun shy after getting catfished online dating.

[Canada1]

Your Mom, are those accurate enough to tell me which of my neighbors keeps letting their dog shit in my yard? If so, I'm buying something today!

[creaky fossil]

Wtf are you talking about, Moran? ....Sounds like someone's a little gun shy after getting catfished online dating.

is that drooling fucktardia attempt at "putdown" supposed to be funny, insightful, wise, clever? holy fuck. you didn't make the gap, jib-boy. you accordioned and now your pelvis and femurs are shattered.

but you keep thinking you impressed everyone. remember, what you think is always what is.

[leroy jenkins]

You guys, stop replying to Cunty Fossil. Eventually he'll dry up and go away.

Hes probably going to die soon anyways.

It still amazes me that some people seem to view being an unimaginative cunty douche as an accomplishment. Its really easy to do. No one is impressed with him. Hes about as special as a dingleberry on a donkey.

[creaky fossil]

leroy, as the leader of unimaginative vaginal lavage devices yourself, I think you should know what true dullard douchebaggery is.

on the topic of being impressive? thanks for spilling your honest guts on why you post here. the big Q becomes, why do you always fail?

[beaterdit]

Wtf are you talking about, Moran? ....Sounds like someone's a little gun shy after getting catfished online dating.

Ha, this makes sense.

[Meadow Skipper]

It still amazes me that some people seem to view being an unimaginative cunty douche as an accomplishment. Its really easy to do. No one is impressed with him. Hes about as special as a dingleberry on a donkey.

You have to wonder what the point is. It's not like there's any humor value or cleverness to his shit.

[creaky fossil]

hah hah hah like there was a "point" to beater's beating off with "I'm doing so many enduros that YOU DO NOT COMPARE TO ME and so get lost" nonsense

it's truly an insult to have a bunch of spoiled trusties whose humor is that of drunken fratboys to say, "I don't see the humor in your posts." if I was trying to be drunken fratboy funny, you'd all be sending me

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beater, you keep working that Joe Earnest vibe. 'cuz TGR SprockRock is like, y'know, sorta, um, like, ...Harvard, 'n' shit.

[bklyn]

Kudos again to jtrue!

[Tye 1on]

maybe ask "babybear" if you want the view of a 45 year old man pretending to be a college age girl



it's painful seeing you try to be funny by pretending that TGR is SERIOUS BUSINESS, and I think you owe the 45-year-old-man-pretending-to-be-22-yr-old-hottie-girl ("babybear") an apology for your misogynistic use of the word "cunt"

hahahahahahaha....baby bear's a blast irl, you might quit digging that hole any deeper...

[creaky fossil]

hahahahahahaha....baby bear's a blast irl, you might quit digging that hole any deeper...

hahahahahahahah the irl matters only for TGR's Lena Dunham and not for anyone else hahahahahahahahahah

thanks for writing the punchlines for me, shitbird

[El Chupacabra]

Kudos again to jtrue!

X2. Good job!

[Touring_Sedan]

Your Mom, are those accurate enough to tell me which of my neighbors keeps letting their dog shit in my yard? If so, I'm buying something today!

Yeah, they're pretty clear. I have a knock off EasyN branded pan and tilt low resolution that I use in the garage, and a couple of "HD" Foscam pan and tilt units that are outside. Here's a screenshot.

[Crystal_Mt_Dreamin]

Nice work Jtrue! Glad to see some people still look out for others and take action these days

[Hugh Conway]

so what's with open garages? do you need to be told to zip too?

[shirk]

so what's with open garages? do you need to be told to zip too?

Hey man you can't point out the obvious...just gotta give props like everyone else.

[SB]

Here's a screenshot.

Shouldn't you be building a kicker with all that snow in your front yard?

Awesome JTrue!! Need moar like ya!

You other guys need to douche real bad.

[Canada1]

so what's with open garages? do you need to be told to zip too?

In my cases both times I got in the middle of a project, needed space inthe garage, backed the cars out without cleaning off the seats, and awoke to broken windows and missing stuff the following morning. A few seconds of lazyness, and bam they got me.

If I were a cop, these are the sort of things I would hope to target. In Park City, it isn't the priority. Speeding seems to be job one. I've seen four sheriff's in my neighborhood in a decade. Twice responding to my smash and grabs. The other two times I made a point to stop and thank them for being there! (making sure people slowed down for the school zone)

But yeah, my wifes thoughts closely resembled yours.

[beaterdit]

so what's with open garages? do you need to be told to zip too?

Of course this goes without saying, you need to pay attention, not sure of the circumstance with the neighbor/victim here. I do however know that in the previously mentioned instance involving the OP's house, the roommate was working in the (attached) garage, went inside for ten minutes without closing the door and bammo, he was relieved of his DH bike. Easy mistake to make but they won't make it again.

[spook]

yeah i never leave anything unlocked anywhere.

[dfinn]

You can't even leave it open for seconds. My brother was working on his bike, went in to grab a glass of water, walked out and some random dude was in the garage. My brother chased him down the street and around the corner but he had another vehicle waiting for him. Same exact situation that jtrue busted. We are now pretty paranoid about leaving the garage open at all. I've also gotten into the habit of locking all bikes and 2 wheel toys together with a long cable making it harder for the opportunistic thefts to quickly grab something and roll away on it.