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  1. #1
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    Kung Fu Skiing- Mugged by a tree

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0zRBMi95BU

    My twelve year old caught my buddy Jimmy trying to squeeze through a gap that just didn't go.

    Good skier. Tough dude to get right up from this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0zRBMi95BU

    Not sure how to embed this as opposed to it just showing up as a link.

    It's only 11 seconds.

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    there you go

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    Ouch, worse than a Baltimore mugging.
    "Steve McQueen's got nothing on me" - Clutch

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    oh yes ... that brings back memories ...

    one time on my sled, out of control in a creek, deep pow, "I'm not gettin stuck" lined up 2 down dead little trees and hung on tight!!! busted up the sled and I. I was pushed clean off the sled and hung up in the 2nd tree. the first dead tree broke. but the 2nd dead tree won ...

    got more than a few bruises from that, but the best part is the sled parked itsself on the trail, I was bashed and stuck ...
    We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...

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    good one in Vid,reverse summersault! ......i also squeezed between two trees and midjudjed space ...I didnt fit through! took a branch nub to the upper arm;was such a hard shot it put me mild state of shock(sweats,sick feelin)Bruise super deep and blew up like a blister
    ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz

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    Quote Originally Posted by baron View Post
    good one in Vid,reverse summersault! ......i also squeezed between two trees and midjudjed space ...I didnt fit through! took a branch nub to the upper arm;was such a hard shot it put me mild state of shock(sweats,sick feelin)Bruise super deep and blew up like a blister
    Is english your second language?

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    No dude - he's still in shock.

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    Audition for the Sonny Bono biopic?



    Tree got me, babe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Audition for the Sonny Bono biopic?



    Tree got me, babe.
    i really don't want to laugh but damn good one
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    you don't ski like a retard when you don't wear a helmet.

    another TR here.

    http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...kiing-Tutorial

    rog

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    Quote Originally Posted by icelanticskier View Post
    So…is someone lying? Or is the dude who hit the tree friends with both these guys, or what's going on here?

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    Funny clip @ Jimmy's expenses.
    http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=3982&dateline=1279375  363

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    So…is someone lying? Or is the dude who hit the tree friends with both these guys, or what's going on here?
    full story at 11

    rog

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    No pro wrestler ever clotheslined an opponent so fine. Epic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    So…is someone lying? Or is the dude who hit the tree friends with both these guys, or what's going on here?
    Guy in the video, Jimmy Fishscales, also known as Mary Jane Hottie (actually both alias's), is my buddy from college. We were on the same ski team back in the day (along with another guy on here, but I can't remember his screen name). I saw the video on his facebook page and re-posted it here, not seeing the original thread. The ORIGINAL was posted by a different buddy of his that was actually there.

    Either way.... that's some funny shit.
    "Shit, I'll choke her while she's cleaning, and I'll do it wearing a helmet cam mounted on a full-face helmet.
    I'll have meatdrink9 do the lighting for the shot. He'll make it artsy as fuck."
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