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  1. #1
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    who knows where santa is?

    google split from norad and there are competing santa trackers

    http://www.noradsanta.org/

    vs

    http://www.google.com/santatracker/#/village



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    Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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    whaaat?!?!??

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    That whole Santa tracking thing isn't real - everybody knows Santa long ago started outsourcing his global delivery logistics to FedEx and UPS.

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    Santa (in Brown) delivered my Reverse Sidecut pow slayer today….so. sick.
    Terje was right.

    "We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel

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    umm, santa STARTED/INVENTED FedEx
    he's been global since before it was cool

    get your facts straight

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    If he was up your ass eating a ham sandwich you'd know where he was.
    watch out for snakes

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    He's in my pants.

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    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    On his way to a hooker piss party in Moscow

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    Coming in hot

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    Trump taking calls for the NORAD tracking line...

    https://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...ad-santa-calls

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    Are you still a believer in Santa?
    I am.

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    "Are you still a believer in Santa?" Trump said to a child calling in to the federal government's official "Santa Tracker," run by the North American Aerospace Defense Command. "Because at 7, it's marginal, right?" Trump said.
    ......
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    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    This whole dad joke should have died with the cold war. Bah, humbug. The only tracking I care about is package delivery, so I can call Amazon and tell them one of their drivers stole my stuff again.

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    tRump hasn't diverted the budget for this to his wall yet?

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    headed for Stockholm, Sweden
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    Why is it we don’t see him headed to Kampala or La Paz or other 3rd world locales?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    Why is it we don’t see him headed to Kampala or La Paz or other 3rd world locales?
    The southern hemisphere has its own Santa that lives at the south pole.

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    ^^^Kampala, like much of Africa, is in the Northern hemisphere.

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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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    Shit, I stand corrected. Santa arriving in La Paz NOW

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