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Thread: Old fucks need to go to sleep
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12-11-2013, 12:05 PM #1
Old fucks need to go to sleep
sick and tired of old fuckers (50+) making all the rules, acting high and mighty, and generally fucking eveything up
this applies to all you uppity white dentist motherfuckers in lift lines as well as policy makers with wrinkled fat faces.
all you close minded geezers need to go to sleep, sick of looking at your fatheads and hearing your antiquated opinions.
your time is up, go to sleepZone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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12-11-2013, 12:19 PM #2
But, but, they gave you that trust fund. Not showing much appreciation, I'd say.
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12-11-2013, 12:26 PM #3
"I don't care that you are crossing the street at a cross walk. I'm entitled and in a Mercedes, so stop fucking my day up by trying to get through yours!"
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12-11-2013, 12:32 PM #4Registered User
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Not a bad idea, I could use a nap!
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12-11-2013, 01:01 PM #5Funky But Chic
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It's the golden rule man.
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12-11-2013, 01:01 PM #6
Logan's Run?
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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12-11-2013, 01:04 PM #7
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12-11-2013, 01:08 PM #8
I think you will need to speak up, sonny
Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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12-11-2013, 01:09 PM #9
I'm "treating" a nasty chest cold right now with Nyquil cough medicine. Weird dreams, but, a lot of them.
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12-11-2013, 01:15 PM #10
This kind of ranting always makes me smile because I know it won't be long before the ranter finds him/herself sitting on the ol' front porch yelling "THAT'S THE WAY WE'VE ALWAYS DONE IT!" What goes around....comes around...ain't no way around it. We're all getting older by the day and there will always be someone younger waiting to remind you your time has passed.
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12-11-2013, 01:18 PM #11
I am hoping to get more radical and idiosyncratic after 50....
"No, son, you just don't get it...those jumps need to be BIGGER if you kids are gonna improve!"Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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12-11-2013, 01:18 PM #12Funky But Chic
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Ain't it the truth.
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12-11-2013, 01:23 PM #13
Tell it Jack Weinberg and Pete Townsend.
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12-11-2013, 01:24 PM #14
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12-11-2013, 01:26 PM #15Funky But Chic
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Nah, your pic is fine. That's kind of a particularly bad pic too, she looks better than that in many others.
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12-11-2013, 01:33 PM #16
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12-11-2013, 01:36 PM #17
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12-11-2013, 01:41 PM #18
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12-11-2013, 01:49 PM #19
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12-11-2013, 01:51 PM #20
50 is the new 30....haven't you heard?
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12-11-2013, 01:51 PM #21
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12-11-2013, 01:53 PM #22
im 31 and i see how eventually i will be some dumb old fuck
right now, im 8.7/10 and never sleep
edit: i am mainly speaking at those that need to "lighten up" and quit the elitist attitude on the moutnain, mainly because you suck and your gear is poser as fuck
also to all these old fucking shills making policy and freaking out over dumb shit/ obama shaking hands with castro for example
it aint 1961 you dumb old motherfuckers, its 2013 and your boss is about to be a fkn robotZone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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12-11-2013, 01:56 PM #23
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