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  1. #1
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    Old fucks need to go to sleep

    sick and tired of old fuckers (50+) making all the rules, acting high and mighty, and generally fucking eveything up

    this applies to all you uppity white dentist motherfuckers in lift lines as well as policy makers with wrinkled fat faces.

    all you close minded geezers need to go to sleep, sick of looking at your fatheads and hearing your antiquated opinions.

    your time is up, go to sleep
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    But, but, they gave you that trust fund. Not showing much appreciation, I'd say.

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    "I don't care that you are crossing the street at a cross walk. I'm entitled and in a Mercedes, so stop fucking my day up by trying to get through yours!"

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    Not a bad idea, I could use a nap!

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    It's the golden rule man.

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    Logan's Run?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    go to sleep
    I'll probably need to get up and pee soon too.

    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    It's the golden rule man.
    Last edited by PNWbrit; 12-11-2013 at 01:16 PM.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    I think you will need to speak up, sonny
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    I'm "treating" a nasty chest cold right now with Nyquil cough medicine. Weird dreams, but, a lot of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    sick and tired of old fuckers (50+) making all the rules, acting high and mighty, and generally fucking eveything up

    this applies to all you uppity white dentist motherfuckers in lift lines as well as policy makers with wrinkled fat faces.

    all you close minded geezers need to go to sleep, sick of looking at your fatheads and hearing your antiquated opinions.

    your time is up, go to sleep

    This kind of ranting always makes me smile because I know it won't be long before the ranter finds him/herself sitting on the ol' front porch yelling "THAT'S THE WAY WE'VE ALWAYS DONE IT!" What goes around....comes around...ain't no way around it. We're all getting older by the day and there will always be someone younger waiting to remind you your time has passed.

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    I am hoping to get more radical and idiosyncratic after 50....

    "No, son, you just don't get it...those jumps need to be BIGGER if you kids are gonna improve!"
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    Ain't it the truth.


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    Tell it Jack Weinberg and Pete Townsend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Ain't it the truth.

    so you're saying I should update my photo? I dunno.... were I 75 I might not feel so bad about that pic - her eyes still have a sparkle. At least she's kept it natural and hasn't gone all fish lips. Classic ol' English gal.

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    Nah, your pic is fine. That's kind of a particularly bad pic too, she looks better than that in many others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    What goes around....comes around...ain't no way around it. We're all getting older by the day and there will always be someone younger waiting to remind you your time has passed.
    I doubt many people under the age of 35ish can really grasp what you are saying but they'll figure it out soon enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uglymoney View Post
    I doubt many people under the age of 35ish can really grasp what you are saying but they'll figure it out soon enough.
    You know what they say "youth is wasted on the young".


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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    sick and tired of old fuckers (50+) making all the rules, acting high and mighty, and generally fucking everything up................
    The number used to be 30. Inflation? Botox?
    A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.

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    50 is the new 30....haven't you heard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wooley12 View Post
    The number used to be 30. Inflation? Botox?
    I blame Rob Story.
    And parabolic skis.
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    im 31 and i see how eventually i will be some dumb old fuck

    right now, im 8.7/10 and never sleep


    edit: i am mainly speaking at those that need to "lighten up" and quit the elitist attitude on the moutnain, mainly because you suck and your gear is poser as fuck

    also to all these old fucking shills making policy and freaking out over dumb shit/ obama shaking hands with castro for example

    it aint 1961 you dumb old motherfuckers, its 2013 and your boss is about to be a fkn robot
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    im 31 and i see how eventually i will be some dumb old fuck
    You seem to have two out of the three really dialed in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    You seem to have two out of the three really dialed in.
    *thinly veiled jealousy*
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    it aint 1961 you dumb old motherfuckers, its 2013 and your boss is about to be a fkn robot
    More likely, they'll be retired and YOUR boss will be a robot.

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