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    Workplace hormoney question

    A new girl started last week and while not a stunner, she's mostly attractive (and one of relatively few female employees here, so the standard goes down a few points).

    How do I stalk her and enjoy der poopenhausen without getting busted like the creeper married stalker guy?

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    Just tell her she looks great in her pant suit and ask her to meet you in the third floor bathroom.


    Thanks skidog.
    Last edited by fatnslow; 12-02-2013 at 02:57 PM.

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    by posting pics of her online for us all to judge her numeric value.

    Minnesota, Ill say 5 to get the ball rolling

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    Meh.

    mehmehmeh

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    Just keep telling yourself "I can have it all."

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    i thought it was 3rd floor bathroom? Hmmm
    http://www.firsttracksonline.com

    I wish i could be like SkiFishBum

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    Quote Originally Posted by pointemstraight View Post
    A new girl started last week and while not a stunner, she's mostly attractive (and one of relatively few female employees here, so the standard goes down a few points).

    How do I stalk her and enjoy der poopenhausen without getting busted like the creeper married stalker guy?
    So you are saying that she is an "office 8" but a real world 5? The novelty of having a new female around will wear off soon.

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    Rev Floats to the courtesy phone.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by HD333 View Post
    So you are saying that she is an "office 8" but a real world 5? The novelty of having a new female around will wear off soon.
    This is bullshit. Ski town girls only get a 2 point bump, and now office girls from Minny get a 3 point bump? Unpossible. The only places where chicks get a 3 point bump are logging camps in Canuckistan.

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    No third floor, damn.

    If you're in downtown Minny, the scenery needs no point bumping, trust me. But when you're in an office with 90% dudes in an engineering discipline in the suburbs, then it needs to be compensated for. It's like the bad 4-1 guy-girl ratio at the college I went to (bad choice).

    I need to work on my creeper stance....


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    Quote Originally Posted by pointemstraight View Post
    A new girl started last week and while not a stunner, she's mostly attractive (and one of relatively few female employees here, so the standard goes down a few points).

    How do I stalk her and enjoy der poopenhausen without getting busted like the creeper married stalker guy?
    I'm old school

    get un married - fuck her - then get another job - keep on fucking her

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    I'm old school

    get un married - fuck her - then get another job - keep on fucking her
    Thats Drastic....newschool creep is as follows;

    Fuck her (or make the attempt) see how it plays out, fuck her again, see how it plays out , ditch her because the new new girl is an office 9 and repeat... you may loose your job or your marriage, but I would wager that you will keep at least one.
    "Its not the arrow, its the Indian" - M.Pinto

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    take your wife's minvan to work and ask the new 5/8 " have you ever been on a lunch time car picnic ?" in the most stalkerish way possible and post results/photos/video here.

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    Mirrored lenses, nobody will know



    Plus you will look cool !

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    Masturbate while thinking about her.

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    Engineers = worst wingmen ever
    Balls Deep in the 'Ho

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    Quote Originally Posted by HD333 View Post
    So you are saying that she is an "office 8" but a real world 5? The novelty of having a new female around will wear off soon.
    2nd that.

    its not worth screwing your career for the chance of screwing a 5.
    Eat em up Houston Cougars !

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    Every office 5 that has started at my company has gotten swooped up and engaged/married to one of the programmers.

    We had an office 3 (married) that tried to give her poon away to a sales guy, sending a text message close up photo of said poon - including HER WEDDING RING in the shot. She is no longer here.

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