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Thread: Workplace hormoney question
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12-02-2013, 09:46 AM #1
Workplace hormoney question
A new girl started last week and while not a stunner, she's mostly attractive (and one of relatively few female employees here, so the standard goes down a few points).
How do I stalk her and enjoy der poopenhausen without getting busted like the creeper married stalker guy?
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12-02-2013, 02:28 PM #2Registered User
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Just tell her she looks great in her pant suit and ask her to meet you in the third floor bathroom.
Thanks skidog.Last edited by fatnslow; 12-02-2013 at 02:57 PM.
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12-02-2013, 02:36 PM #3
by posting pics of her online for us all to judge her numeric value.
Minnesota, Ill say 5 to get the ball rolling
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12-02-2013, 02:40 PM #4
Meh.
mehmehmeh
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12-02-2013, 02:42 PM #5Registered User
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Just keep telling yourself "I can have it all."
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12-02-2013, 02:46 PM #6Banned
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i thought it was 3rd floor bathroom? Hmmm
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12-02-2013, 02:51 PM #7
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12-02-2013, 06:09 PM #8
Rev Floats to the courtesy phone.
watch out for snakes
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12-02-2013, 06:23 PM #9
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12-02-2013, 06:51 PM #10
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...re%20you%20eat
link may help
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12-03-2013, 08:43 AM #11
No third floor, damn.
If you're in downtown Minny, the scenery needs no point bumping, trust me. But when you're in an office with 90% dudes in an engineering discipline in the suburbs, then it needs to be compensated for. It's like the bad 4-1 guy-girl ratio at the college I went to (bad choice).
I need to work on my creeper stance....
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12-03-2013, 11:56 AM #12
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12-03-2013, 12:06 PM #13
Thats Drastic....newschool creep is as follows;
Fuck her (or make the attempt) see how it plays out, fuck her again, see how it plays out , ditch her because the new new girl is an office 9 and repeat... you may loose your job or your marriage, but I would wager that you will keep at least one."Its not the arrow, its the Indian" - M.Pinto
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12-03-2013, 12:09 PM #14Registered User
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take your wife's minvan to work and ask the new 5/8 " have you ever been on a lunch time car picnic ?" in the most stalkerish way possible and post results/photos/video here.
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12-03-2013, 12:15 PM #15
Mirrored lenses, nobody will know
Plus you will look cool !
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12-03-2013, 02:03 PM #16
Masturbate while thinking about her.
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12-05-2013, 01:38 PM #17
Engineers = worst wingmen ever
Balls Deep in the 'Ho
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12-05-2013, 01:52 PM #18Been there, skied that.
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12-05-2013, 01:58 PM #19
Every office 5 that has started at my company has gotten swooped up and engaged/married to one of the programmers.
We had an office 3 (married) that tried to give her poon away to a sales guy, sending a text message close up photo of said poon - including HER WEDDING RING in the shot. She is no longer here.
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