Meanwhile in Michigan...

**ill-advised strategy** · 12-02-2013, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by icelanticskier

pm skifishbum for pointers.

totally unnecessary...I installed the "imaginary sfb" app in my head before I left Utah. Imaginary sfb runs in the background, helping me maintain stoke.

**BmillsSkier** · 12-02-2013, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by YetiMan

I don't really know, he's brand new. I'm probably not going to do anything...I really like my job and it's kind of important that I not be a douche.

I'm not ruling anything out though.

Ok, so save rubbing poop under his door handles until after the lesson. We're not trying to tell you how to do your job.

**Tri-Ungulate** · 12-03-2013, 12:12 AM

Ah hell YetiMan no need to be squeamish. It's not particularly douchy and it'll be all in good fun. If the dude is the least bit cool he'll laugh at the joke himself once the truth is out.

**cmcrawfo** · 12-03-2013, 06:22 AM

Originally Posted by Snowy Spartan

show up on some pow skis and here every lift ride how you're on water skis. Instructors and patrol in Michigan used to drive me bonkers.

No kidding ... I would have this conversation a minimum of 5x / d .

**ill-advised strategy** · 12-03-2013, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate

Ah hell YetiMan no need to be squeamish. It's not particularly douchy and it'll be all in good fun. If the dude is the least bit cool he'll laugh at the joke himself once the truth is out.

If he was the least bit cool he wouldn't have tried to lecture some guy he doesn't know about the extremely gnar steepness of Marquette Mountain Michigan.

**skifishbum** · 12-03-2013, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by YetiMan

totally unnecessary...I installed the "imaginary sfb" app in my head before I left Utah. Imaginary sfb runs in the background, helping me maintain stoke.

i waxed your skis last weekend

and im goin for 1st chair this morn.
maybe ski ya round this winter
canonsburg?

**anemic** · 12-03-2013, 08:39 AM

holy crap I can't believe skifishbum just typed cannonsburg!

**From_the_NEK** · 12-03-2013, 08:45 AM

Yetiman:

**yooper** · 12-03-2013, 07:30 PM

Ha! I just saw this... Dudes new to town, I'm assuming? Would I know him? Anyway.... I'm in to help any way I can. Gopro?

**Buzzworthy** · 12-03-2013, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by skifishbum

i waxed your skis last weekend

and im goin for 1st chair this morn.
maybe ski ya round this winter
canonsburg?

This first chair?

**icelanticskier** · 12-03-2013, 08:01 PM

^^^^^^^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT A FUCKING GHEYPER!!! STILL!!!

"GRADE A EXCELLENT" LOL!!!

FAT SKIS HAVEN'T EVEN HELPED YOU, "BRO".

thanx for sharing buzzworthy!

rog

**skifishbum** · 12-04-2013, 10:16 AM

gots fam in da g rap
best part of the day aside from rockin the snow beard rollin into the village and this years mountain pimp marketer
says to my bro looks like ya found an "athlete"
"if ya only knew"
just another og skibum stoked to be reporting for duty on the sillytude skier compaction team

**Jer** · 12-04-2013, 12:26 PM

I could never figure out why there is such a high concentration of PSIA douches at Marquette Mtn. I guess you can't rape gates forever. Thing is - don't they have a pretty cool park now? You'd think that would at least attract a less stick-up-the-ass demographic.

**Ted Striker** · 12-04-2013, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

I like where you're going with this. On top of getting Jer to join you, jeans, 220s, pint of Old Grand Dad, oil-stained Lions Starter jacket. . . I'd make one small change. Show up with a GoPro on a helmet, but make it a used hockey helmet or full-facemask Motocross helmet. . . with nothing but copious amounts of duct tape holding the GoPro on.

And of course ask him repeatedly if the red light is blinking.

Originally Posted by YetiMan

I don't really know, he's brand new. I'm probably not going to do anything...I really like my job and it's kind of important that I not be a douche.

I'm not ruling anything out though.

I like B'mill's plan. If you don't want to piss him off you don't have to do the fake lesson thing, just a friendly 'let's go skiing".

**Supermoon** · 12-04-2013, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by F#*k You Cat

everybody.....it's an old school ski off

Whaaaataaa da fuckaaaas a Chinese Downhill?

My vote would be to start skiing, get flipped around going backwards and run a reverse pizza all the way to the bottom.

Declare that skiing backwards is way more fun and ask how you can become a spancered instructor so you can reverse pizza for money.

**yooper** · 12-04-2013, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by Jer

I could never figure out why there is such a high concentration of PSIA douches at Marquette Mtn. I guess you can't rape gates forever. Thing is - don't they have a pretty cool park now? You'd think that would at least attract a less stick-up-the-ass demographic.

When is the last time you skied at MM? High concentration of PSIA douches? I would have to say the only LOWER concentration in the country is Bohemia.

**NoPostholio** · 12-04-2013, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

This first chair?

nice sfb - you still know what yer doin

#antirawj

**icelanticskier** · 12-04-2013, 08:48 PM

NPH, you little spore. proof is in da pudding. the guy can't talk shit if he can't ski. end of story. he looks just like I remember it. 13 years later

. he talks like a burned out cali surfer tho.

rog

**Jer** · 12-04-2013, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by yooper

When is the last time you skied at MM? High concentration of PSIA douches? I would have to say the only LOWER concentration in the country is Bohemia.

That's the problem: I haven't been to MM skiing for probably two decades at least. The only lifts I ride around here are Boho.

**yooper** · 12-04-2013, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by Jer

That's the problem: I haven't been to MM skiing for probably two decades at least. The only lifts I ride around here are Boho.

Ok, that makes more sense. The advent of fat skis as well as the growth of the terrain park has thankfully lead to the extinction of PSIA types at MM.

**the Cock** · 12-04-2013, 09:17 PM

Be honest to yourself Rog. You are just jealous you don't ski there anymore.

**icelanticskier** · 12-04-2013, 10:57 PM

Originally Posted by the Cock

Be honest to yourself Rog. You are just jealous you don't ski there anymore.

ummm, actually that's not the case at all. I went there to ski untracked pow. that's it. did that daily. I actually miss the mountain biking more than the skiing. 2 seasons was plenty. if the spring (corn) skiing was at all good I may have extended those seasons. if there was an ocean there with surf I may have stayed longer as well. oh and I despise cities. and smog. and not being able to skin resorts whenever I want on pow days due to control work. prefer maritime to intermountain snowpack. need I go on?

oh and shit talkers that can't walk the walk. place is loaded with them, as are so many western ski towns.

rog

**skifishbum** · 12-05-2013, 07:40 AM

i like it when other mags don't agree with rojers assesment of my skiing
ever wonder why no one disagrees with the rog is a sad thread cunting idiot assesment
funny thing is roj never really skied sillytude fuck fantasy ridge bear traps way more gnar
and 1/4 lappin usa bowl is way better than wolvie
for the last time roj
aint no shame in not being able to hang in the lcc or bcc
the only shames your dogged butthurt reminisin like ya could.
I have no doubt the op could show up tom. and out ski me