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Thread: Wolf Creek: Going Off
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11-24-2013, 11:13 AM #26
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11-24-2013, 11:55 AM #27
Thanks brah. We know that are well but thanks for the tip.
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11-24-2013, 12:03 PM #28
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11-24-2013, 12:15 PM #29
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11-24-2013, 01:07 PM #30
We took the cutoff to the top of powerline. Didn't notice anything rip near the road but we did see a crown all the way across thunder on our second lap. We left the pass around 1 so could've happened later.
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11-24-2013, 08:46 PM #31
I was rummaging around in a drawer looking for an old issue of Leg Show and came across several coupons for free lunch buffets (with beverage) that are only good through 2013. So we hopped in the car and off we went, braving pounding snow and ground blizzards. Unfortunately when we pulled into the parking lot with growling stomachs after not eaten for 30 straight hours in order to maximize our value, we discovered. . .
In retrospect, we should've called ahead. Dejected, we decided to find something else to do to stretch the legs before a long drive home. I wanted to go up on the pass to put the finishing touches on my comprehensive online guidebook to the area (URL coming SOON, www.secretstashesofthesanjuans.com!) but was outvoted in favor of lift-service. Meh. I have been waiting for Red McCombs to make Wolf Creek into something cool and Vail-like but it's still the same old place. . . .
"Buy the Fucking Plane Tickets!"
-- Jack Tackle
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11-24-2013, 08:53 PM #32
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11-24-2013, 09:16 PM #33
Been done already.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-24-2013, 09:17 PM #34
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11-24-2013, 09:30 PM #35
Didn't those guys get murdered?
There's nothing better than sliding down snow, and flying through the air
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11-25-2013, 06:34 AM #36
No, but they successfully documented every obvious roadside skin track in the area. Instead of "Cold Smoke" it should be called "Capt'n Obvious' Guide to A Bunch of Runs That Most People Already Know About".
The police never find it as funny as you do.
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11-25-2013, 12:19 PM #37
Bah, that guy was afraid of a little impotent e-rage and Karo syrup in his gas tank. Besides, it's the internet age, brah! The world is shrinking, we're all locals! A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet! I'm sure Chief Ouray wasn't keen on new faces fucking up HIS mountains either but he eventually warmed up to the idea. Besides, if you don't want them skiing YOUR line or their dog shitting in YOUR skintrack then get out of bed earlier!
I have finished all the 3D mapping so all I really need are a few more lifestyle models in action at the pass. I will be up in a few weeks with a trailer full of ArcTeryx in case you want to be featured on the site. No compensation but I will mention you prominently on the site and in the print edition. I could also use a hot blonde in a Stio down vest throwing a tennis ball to a malamute. I will supply the Stio and possibly the hot blonde if you can find a malamute, or equivalent breed.
No beards on my lifestyle model dudes, though. I got enough shots of those already, apparently men in Mineral County are forced to move away if they don't grow one!"Buy the Fucking Plane Tickets!"
-- Jack Tackle
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11-25-2013, 02:37 PM #38"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-25-2013, 03:15 PM #39Registered User
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11-26-2013, 11:04 AM #40
Don't get me started on malmutes. Every swinging dick in Colorado has a husky or a malamute and fills their instagram, pintrest, and facebook pages with videos of their "adorable fur kids."
Well, let's just say that falling asleep on a couch with your mouth open and a horny malamute looking for a warm spot to bury a bone... well I'm not a fan.
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11-26-2013, 11:21 AM #41
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11-26-2013, 01:02 PM #42
Brice I've beaten men with a leather glove for having the common sense that you're displaying now.
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11-26-2013, 01:06 PM #43
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11-26-2013, 03:58 PM #44"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-26-2013, 05:21 PM #45
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11-26-2013, 08:58 PM #46
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12-04-2013, 03:50 PM #47
12" last night. Another 7" during the day and the passed closed on both sides at 0800. Didn't reopen until 1330. There were 81 people there. Oh yeah! Sorry, no pictures.
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12-05-2013, 07:59 AM #48
Good stuff, get sum powwwwww!!!
Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know what to do
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02-10-2014, 11:28 AM #49
Headed to wolf creek next week to meet up with some friends, ~Feb 19-23. Staying in SF. I'm looking to tour around the pass for a day if conditions allow. Any mags up for showing me around would be much appreciated. I'll buy the beers. Gladly reciprocate if ever in the North Oregon cascades.
Oh yeah, we have 3 dogs none of which are malamutes or huskies and none are named after mountain ranges or anything related to AK.
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02-10-2014, 12:19 PM #50"Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God."
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