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  1. 11-13-2013, 05:13 PM #1
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    Stupid sports "traditions"

    I'll start. The pre-fight stare down. If you're going to get busy why bother with the junior high shit.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obstruction View Post
    I'll start. The pre-fight stare down. If you're going to get busy why bother with the junior high shit.
    You ever been in the ring?
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    that's a really strange tradition to start with...
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    What do you suggest they do? Have a cuddle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    You ever been in the ring?
    Club yeah, and played rugby and football if that matters.

    What should they do ? Just fucking fight. Five minutes of staring is foolish.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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    These guys need to go.
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    Officially highjacked to present an AWESOME sports tradition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post



    Officially highjacked to present an AWESOME sports tradition.
    Fully sanctioned!
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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    I dislike the marketing hacks making sure the MLB and NFL champs have champion t-shirts and lids on 38 seconds after the game ends. Just let 'em celebrate. Give 'em the gear in the locker room... your sales won't be affected by this change.

    I also think MLB champs running to the mound or home plate and jumping up and down in a bunch to celebrate a big win has gotten old. Not sure how to celebrate more creatively though.

    Showering a coach with Gatorade = old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obstruction View Post
    Fully sanctioned!
    x2

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    The gatorade shower is way old for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post


    These guys need to go.
    Leave the country. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post



    Officially highjacked to present an AWESOME sports tradition.



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    No sex months before a fight.
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    The "Hey Oh" cheer at baseball games or any other contrived group participation deal.

    The National Anthem at every game certainly cheapens it.
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    The mile high salute is getting old real fast.
    Also the Ickey Shuffle needs to go.
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    The entire sport of futbol/soccer.
    Low scoring, riots, deathly slow action.
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    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

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    The Seminoles' and Braves' Tomahawk chant and arm motion.

    That douchebag at the Jets games banking on being a fireman and leading the J-E-T-S cheer. Met him and he is a fucking egomaniacal asshole.
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    Doping in endurance sports. Doping in ALL sports for that matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Empty Beer View Post
    I dislike the marketing hacks making sure the MLB and NFL champs have champion t-shirts and lids on 38 seconds after the game ends.
    For realz, but what the fuck happens to the t-shirts & lids from the losing team that are already printed?

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    That douchebag at the Jets games banking on being a fireman and leading the J-E-T-S cheer. Met him and he is a fucking egomaniacal asshole.
    ^^this! That guy is fuggin doosh


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