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  1. #801
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    holy shitballs that's insane, I don't care if the telepropmpter was fubared or not.
    Really; nothing rational explains that word-sepsis. The teleprompter failed - so what?? That doesn't even come close to explaining that gibberish. One could be distracted by kidney stones and never come up with that arrangement of words.

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    Watching the news and there is a segment about the earthquake in CA yesterday. It shows a TV shaking and on the TV is a CA CBS news station that is experiencing the earthquake as they are broadcasting. They cut live to that broadcast and the hottie newswoman puts her hand on the newsman's arm and says "8:21 here and we are experiencing very strong shaking. I think we need to get under the desk". FKNA!!! They cut away before you could see the newsman's reaction.

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    Heard today at a local climbing area--"Is that your blood all over the rock?""Yes" "Are you going to try again?" "No."
    Last edited by old goat; 07-06-2019 at 10:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    You don't say, hunn, hold my natty boh.
    FIFY. I could go for a cold one right about now.

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    Last night my six yr old daughter gave me a recap of the pit bull attack stories she watched on inside edition on her phone.

    She went on and on about these pit bulls named Danger and Dangerous that attacked someone...wife and I had no idea what she was talking about. "Oh it was on inside edition on my phone"
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Scary what kids are exposed to these days.

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    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Last night my six yr old daughter gave me a recap of the pit bull attack stories she watched on inside edition on her phone.

    She went on and on about these pit bulls named Danger and Dangerous that attacked someone...wife and I had no idea what she was talking about. "Oh it was on inside edition on my phone"
    Your six year old has a phone?
    Jesus rides beside me, he never buys any smokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Your six year old has a phone?
    Gave her one of my old iPhones...not on a cell plan. Works like a tablet on Wi-Fi
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Still.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    The most amusing part: "Tourists line up for hours to take the popular Instagram shot, and are seen practicing in line because they are only allowed five poses at the site." I do not recognize people who do something like that as being part of the same species as I am. Same with Instagram influencers and travel bloggers. And life coaches, don't forget life coaches.

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    so after watching the Trex race this showed up in my Utoobs

    watch out for snakes

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    baking sockeye tonight, past few weeks actually, nice pink flesh better than mediocre texture, beautiful fat. drizzle of evoo lil salt and pepper, butter between skin and skillet.
    asked my wife to place a slice of bacon on the filet, she was cool with that, she’ll mix it up sometimes. the 6yr old then ask’s ‘where does bacon come from’ without flinching i tell her,
    ‘pigs poop it out their butts’.
    fkna i don’t know where that came from or why but she bought it and my wife, thankfully, remained silent but the look she gave me was priceless.
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    Speaking of fish, what's the latest w your neighbor ?

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    we’ve been under a cloud since July3rd so the water sports have not been attractive to the bikini crew. they’ll be back
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    Throwing flaming towels at underground beehives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    It was more of a draw at Fort McHenry anyways.
    Until American airpower killed every last German in The Hindenberg, the Bismark, and the Graft Spree to win it. Pretty sure every American has seen the old black & white video!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    baking sockeye tonight, past few weeks actually, nice pink flesh better than mediocre texture, beautiful fat. drizzle of evoo lil salt and pepper, butter between skin and skillet.
    asked my wife to place a slice of bacon on the filet, she was cool with that, she’ll mix it up sometimes. the 6yr old then ask’s ‘where does bacon come from’ without flinching i tell her,
    ‘pigs poop it out their butts’.
    fkna i don’t know where that came from or why but she bought it and my wife, thankfully, remained silent but the look she gave me was priceless.
    so if pigs poop it out their butts it's a renewable resource and peta can fuck right off!! no pigs were harmed in the making of this bacon!!!
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    That probably voids the warranty.

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    That kid is great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
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    love it
    hugs to murph
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    Yeah, I know "click bait" but sometime you've got to be reminded of just how bad the 70s/80s were so you don't repeat history. Looking at this crap kinda makes all the SM pics today not seem so bad. Some are just unfathomable esp. when you consider people went into studios to pose for this crap... but... it is amusing.




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