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  1. #1
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    what amuses you?

    when I have this conversation with my son:

    me: "What's up, Owen?"
    O: "Good."
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    me: "How are you?"
    O: "Nothing."
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    Quote Originally Posted by telemike View Post
    when I have this conversation with my son:

    me: "What's up, Owen?"
    O: "Good."
    .
    .
    .
    me: "How are you?"
    O: "Nothing."
    .
    .
    .

    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    I would be lying if I said a good queef didn't make me chuckle.
    Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you.

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    Especially if there is a kazoo involved.
    StokePimpin' ain't easy

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    When I go to the store and they are selling "nut clusters"

    (Yes, I am, in many ways, still 8 years old).

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Especially if there is a kazoo involved.
    and a lighter
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    Don't Taze me bro.

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    the wanna be cowboys and cowgirls that come out for rodeo every year and the white guy acting like he's the next m+m.

    and anyone with tatoos not in the service, those will look real good when youre 60 and wrinkled.
    Eat em up Houston Cougars !

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    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    Texans. Sometimes.
    Jesus rides beside me, he never buys any smokes.

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    A kitten playing with a ball of string. So cute.

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    knowing what a clueless nimrod i am and that i wouldn't survive 10 steps out of my cave in caveman days.

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    TGR - most of the time

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    South Park, Family Guy, goats and dogs, Hugh Conway.
    #HughConwayMatters

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    the funny large ass mayor of toronto is amusing an entire nation and some.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    A kitten playing with a ball of string. So cute.
    How about a kitten with an elastic band stretched between its paws , plucking it like a banjo …. Fucking hilarious …..

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    My dogs more than anything else. The PR is always good for a chuckle too.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Momo's. And Mumu's.

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    When I fart so loudly in my sleep that I wake myself up.

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    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    the obtuse, the absurd, oxymorons

    and all you morons too
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    canuckistanians.
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    I love Speed Hump signs on the street (instead of Speed Bump). Really takes me to that special immature place.

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    my 15 month old daughter. she is a special kind of crazy and hilarious wrapped up in a wild chimpanzee package
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Bearded Hipsters wearing wool in Washington, DC during summer. Makes me chortle every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
    Just... You know...

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