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    Spelling errors on packaging...Click image for larger version. 

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    it's good to know that turds masquerading as farts might be lurking. I wonder if this is a CPSC mandate?
    Alpental Indigenous

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    I met this girl while I was in Baltimore, she has the nastiest Dundalk accent. Click image for larger version. 

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  3. #128
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    This girl I dated was saving her Vag for marriage. Her other orifice was acceptable.
    That always amused me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    This girl I dated was saving her Vag for marriage. Her other orifice was acceptable.
    That always amused me
    Which ones?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    Wife comes out the front door to tell me breakfast is ready. Flashes me her boobs! Looks over and sees our son 3 feet away in the doorway. ��
    Speaking of amuse bouche.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    This girl I dated was saving her Vag for marriage. Her other orifice was acceptable.
    That always amused me
    Well that rules out the hat trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Which ones?
    The one just below the no go hole or above depending on the position
    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    Well that rules out the hat trick.
    I laughed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    This girl I dated was saving her Vag for marriage. Her other orifice was acceptable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pisteoff View Post
    Loop Hole.
    Brilliant
    Thanks for sharing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    This girl I dated was saving her Vag for marriage. Her other orifice was acceptable.
    That always amused me
    I wonder how long ago that became a thing as with my generation, it really wasn't so much.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    I wonder how long ago that became a thing as with my generation, it really wasn't so much.
    It was about 30 years ago and she was catholic.
    Her Mom had done the same so she taught her daughter well. Be an ass whore and men will respect you. She had my respect

    "Catholic girls start much too late" I would sing that to her over and over again. Thanks Billy Joel

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    Her mom taught her that trick? Jeezus, good Catholics.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    “What’s up, mom?”
    “Honey, it’s time we had ‘the talk’. So here’s how an enema bag works...”

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    Her mom taught her that trick? Jeezus, good Catholics.
    Imagine that

    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    “What’s up, mom?”
    “Honey, it’s time we had ‘the talk’. So here’s how an enema bag works...”
    She also sat me down and made it clear her daughter's virginity was not a subject for debate. I felt like saying, thanks for permitting your daughter's unlimited backdoor asset to be cultivated for my gratification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    Imagine that



    She also sat me down and made it clear her daughter's virginity was not a subject for debate. I felt like saying, thanks for permitting your daughter's unlimited backdoor asset to be cultivated for my gratification.
    No wonder they thought sex was a pain in the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    It was about 30 years ago and she was catholic.
    Her Mom had done the same so she taught her daughter well. Be an ass whore and men will respect you. She had my respect

    "Catholic girls start much too late" I would sing that to her over and over again. Thanks Billy Joel
    I much prefer Frank Zappa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    No wonder they thought sex was a pain in the ass.
    FTW


    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I much prefer Frank Zappa.

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    "How does the car know to put the plinker on?"

    -my 5 yr old daughter
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    "How does the car know to put the plinker on?"

    -my 5 yr old daughter
    In that same vein my six year old referred to the median as the comedian the other day.

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    When I was a kid I thought CT license plates said The Construction State cause there was always construction on the way to my grandparents in CT
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    "How does the car know to put the plinker on?"

    -my 5 yr old daughter
    You mean the binker bonker?

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    That is hilarious.

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    That was awesome!

    "And this should go without saying, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES trust a fart! I cannot stress that last part enough."

    Absolutely classic...

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    "satan's hate bears"

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