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  1. #76
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    Why a Duck ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Not bunion View Post
    Marx Bothers style humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Cheatgrass (major scourge) is from Russia and Russian Olive also. Bastards. We should send them evangelicals.
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    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    If it hasn't been said, you guys do. Giving me the laughs since 2007.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Everything about this news story, including the fact it is news anuses me.

    https://globalnews.ca/news/4042125/p...-eaten-owners/

    owners realized they did not know how to properly take care of Molly and that’s when they made the decision to slaughter her for food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    Everything about this news story, including the fact it is news anuses me.

    https://globalnews.ca/news/4042125/p...-eaten-owners/
    That amused me as well.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    I'm waiting on someone for a business-like meeting. The 2018 Winter Olympic Games are televised. The passion exhibited by the caNadian Men's Curling team is pretty fucking amusing. Guys! You're cometting in a third-tier sport, at best, and one that required fucking sweeping! Get back in the fucking kitchen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    Everything about this news story, including the fact it is news anuses me.

    https://globalnews.ca/news/4042125/p...-eaten-owners/
    Huh. Considering that pork's somewhere around $4/lb, they probably got a bargain just having to pay the adoption fee! They knew what they were doing. With my neighbor's pet pig constantly crapping in our yard, it probably would have ended up as bacon too had I not moved out. Kind of a cute/ugly lil' bastard, but probably tastes a whole lot better than he looks.

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    This also amuses me.

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    Joe Pesci

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    The Flintstones. That Barney Rubble, what an actor.

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    And his wife Betty? Hot little number.

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    Clapping.

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    My dogs. Those two crack me up all day long with their goofy antics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    This. This amuses me.

    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    This also amuses me.

    hopefully passers-by gave him an earful

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    http://kutv.com/news/local/salt-lake...d-in-the-world

    Utah visitors and residents may not be aware — or maybe they are —but Salt Lake City is one of the trendiest, most hipster-friendly cities in the world, at least according to The International Hipster Index.

    MoveHub.com took five data points into account, improving it says on last year's index, to rank cities:

    vegan eateries
    coffee shops
    tattoo studios
    vintage boutiques
    record stores
    Those numbers are scored per 100,000 and from that score, Salt Lake City ranks right behind Portland, Oregon that is just behind -- one-thousandth of a point behind -- Brighton and Hove in the United Kingdom. And, surprisingly, Salt Lake is a lot closer to the top two spots than number four Seattle is to Utah's capital city. Rounding out the top five was Lisbon, Portugal. It might feel strange to locals to learn that their city is cooler than Lisbon, For Lauderdale, Miami or Helsinki, but that is what the top 10 list below says.

    The top ten are:

    Brighton and Hove — 8.1632
    Portland — 8.1631
    Salt Lake City — 7.8527
    Seattle — 7.0290
    Lisbon — 6.9437
    Fort Lauderdale — 6.8577
    Miami — 6.8369
    Orlando — 6.8288
    Helsinki — 6.7052
    Spokane — 6.6950
    "The Utah capital excels in every category, probably providing the second most ‘complete’ hipster experience after Portland," Movehub.com wrote.

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    Snarts.

    That is a sneeze and fart combined.
    Extra giggles if that said act is performed by a sister-in-law, in a public space and/or by an individual already suffering from a taco belly.

    The floggings will continue until morale improves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meathelmet View Post
    Snarts.

    That is a sneeze and fart combined.
    Extra giggles if that said act is performed by a sister-in-law, in a public space and/or by an individual already suffering from a taco belly.
    Sneeshart?

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    As long as it doesn't lead to a sheeze

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    participants at 19BBI will appreciate this!


    today is national donut day
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    How the hell does Spokane make it on a list of most hipster-ish places?

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    How the hell does Spokane make it on a list of most hipster-ish places?
    To fuck with Hipsters?
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    How the hell does Spokane make it on a list of most hipster-ish places?
    bunch of weed stores and south seattle transplants
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    How the hell does Spokane make it on a list of most hipster-ish places?
    When mustaches and mullets became cool again Spokane had it locked.

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    During a lecture on Pregnancy and Altitude Exposure yesterday, the doctor referred to “extra-uterine individuals”

    I took that to mean people that had been born.
    Jesus rides beside me, he never buys any smokes.

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