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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    Everything about this news story, including the fact it is news anuses me.

    https://globalnews.ca/news/4042125/p...-eaten-owners/
    Huh. Considering that pork's somewhere around $4/lb, they probably got a bargain just having to pay the adoption fee! They knew what they were doing. With my neighbor's pet pig constantly crapping in our yard, it probably would have ended up as bacon too had I not moved out. Kind of a cute/ugly lil' bastard, but probably tastes a whole lot better than he looks.

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    This also amuses me.

    ::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.

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    Joe Pesci

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    The Flintstones. That Barney Rubble, what an actor.

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    And his wife Betty? Hot little number.

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    Clapping.

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    My dogs. Those two crack me up all day long with their goofy antics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    This. This amuses me.

    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    This also amuses me.

    hopefully passers-by gave him an earful

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    Snarts.

    That is a sneeze and fart combined.
    Extra giggles if that said act is performed by a sister-in-law, in a public space and/or by an individual already suffering from a taco belly.

    The floggings will continue until morale improves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meathelmet View Post
    Snarts.

    That is a sneeze and fart combined.
    Extra giggles if that said act is performed by a sister-in-law, in a public space and/or by an individual already suffering from a taco belly.
    Sneeshart?

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    How the hell does Spokane make it on a list of most hipster-ish places?

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    How the hell does Spokane make it on a list of most hipster-ish places?
    To fuck with Hipsters?
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    How the hell does Spokane make it on a list of most hipster-ish places?
    When mustaches and mullets became cool again Spokane had it locked.

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    During a lecture on Pregnancy and Altitude Exposure yesterday, the doctor referred to “extra-uterine individuals”

    I took that to mean people that had been born.
    And I guess that I just don't know

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    Not people with an extra uterus?

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    I wondered, but the context helped me rule that out.
    And I guess that I just don't know

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Not people with an extra uterus?
    No, that would be wooley12.

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    ¡Órale, vato!

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    i wrote about a conversa -- uh, lecture -- from a hyper-judgmental religious "friend" about a mutual friend, homeless people, marijuana vs. alcohol and family values and i realized it didn't really amuse me. it just tires me out. i actually found myself staring at the front doorknob during awkward silences.

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    his?

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    she and i were standing by the front door waiting for her and her son to leave forever. i'm usually the one who can't leave without fucking something up so it was almost amusing.

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    Bill Weld for President, 2020

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    My daughter is amazing. Probably the best personality of anyone I've ever known.

    She's a rock star and constantly makes me laugh
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    My daughter is amazing. Probably the best personality of anyone I've ever known.

    She's a rock star and constantly makes me laugh
    you need to capture as much of that as possible on video. my nephew was also nonstop entertainment until he became a teenager; now he's too busy being cool and a know it all to be funny.
    Eat em up Houston Cougars !

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    Free tickets to Hamilton at the Kennedy Center


    Boom!

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