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  1. #26
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    Seeing signs for "Kissing Balls" next to Christmas trees. Xtra points if there is a nun nearby.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

  2. #27
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    Yesterday I overheard my 2 year old say to my wife as she was getting ready in the morning, "Mommy can I see your balls?" I was like WTF?!? Turns out it's just some fancy makeup that she uses. But really, the 2 year old was getting all upset because she wouldn't show him her balls.
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

  3. #28
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    Mismatched larger blingy spares on Hummers. Saw this on my morning commute.


  4. #29
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    traffic thru montlake doesn't look bad!
    bp
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  5. #30
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    Mountain towns/people that go to great lengths to keep their town looking like a crappy old mining town, yet go batshit over somebody actually wanting to mine!

  6. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    traffic thru montlake doesn't look bad!
    bp
    Usually dont go through there but had student/teacher conference at UVillage. I've heard it can suck, but no issues today.

  7. #32
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    Wht amuses me now is making up fake names of co-workers with potentially double-entendre names and my two boys who are now 7 and 9 understand the names. For example.
    Me- I work with a guy named Richard Sniffer.
    Son-His name is Dick Sniffer- followed by hilarious laughter.

  8. #33
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    The pitter patter of my dogs feet as she sniffs what to pee on next. After she pees or poops she always scratches like a bull rearing to charge a red head. Then she shakes, and if you wait for it, she holds her breath for about 10 seconds, and when she snorts out that breath it's time to move on. Gets me every time.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

  9. #34
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    Bump for that reason....

  10. #35
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    Awake to see us get an hour back

    How long will I wait to turn back the cocks not on the internet>
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

  11. #36
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    Curly, Larry and Moe
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    Puppies

  12. #37
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    Shemp Howard
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  13. #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    Awake to see us get an hour back

    How long will I wait to turn back the cocks not on the internet>
    How did no one see this yet?

  14. #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    Shemp Howard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Texans. Sometimes.
    until you realize they are real and there are a lot of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Bearded Hipsters wearing wool in Washington, DC during summer. Makes me chortle every time.
    visiting from pdx no doubt

  17. #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    knowing what a clueless nimrod i am and that i wouldn't survive 10 steps out of my cave in caveman days.
    finally some fucking honesty

  18. #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    Awake to see us get an hour back

    How long will I wait to turn back the cocks not on the internet>
    the cocks are coming hard for you, bro, and there's nothing you can do about it.

  19. #44
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    The PR amuses me like no other place.

    Carry on

  20. #45
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    My kid is an Air Force surgery resident doing a year of lab research at Travis AFB. One issue that comes up with military and civilian trauma is when it is safe to fly after a minimally collapsed lung. In an airplane pressurized to 10K feet the air between the lung and the chest wall can expand, further collapsing the lung, which could be serious. People are often advised not to fly until the air is completely gone, which can obviously be very inconvenient. When military trauma victims are transported by air tubes are placed in the chest preventatively. My son wonders if this is necessary. He proposes introducing air into the chest of pigs, take them up in an AF cargo plane and observing their condition to see if it is safe. So far he has no luck getting clearance to do this. His year in the lab will be up in a few months. He doesn't enjoy research but has enjoyed the lighter work schedule. I asked him if he would consider doing another year in the lab. "When pigs fly". (Apologies to approximately mikey b.)

  21. #46
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    It's not amusing, really, but almost everybody from 2013 in this thread still posts here.

  22. #47
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    Humor keeps you alive.

  23. #48
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    I'm amused that I spent the day on my mountain bike and then having beer with friends after and the tgr bros are still arguing about guns...with nothing new to say.

  24. #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    I'm amused that I spent the day on my mountain bike and then having beer with friends after and the tgr bros are still arguing about guns...with nothing new to say.
    Don't you have a facebook page to spray on, because facebook is amusing, you, not so much. Going to throw in a dog pic while you are at it?

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