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  1. 11-12-2013, 04:19 PM #1
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    what amuses you?

    when I have this conversation with my son:

    me: "What's up, Owen?"
    O: "Good."
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    me: "How are you?"
    O: "Nothing."
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    Quote Originally Posted by telemike View Post
    when I have this conversation with my son:

    me: "What's up, Owen?"
    O: "Good."
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    me: "How are you?"
    O: "Nothing."
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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    I would be lying if I said a good queef didn't make me chuckle.
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    Especially if there is a kazoo involved.
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    When I go to the store and they are selling "nut clusters"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Especially if there is a kazoo involved.
    and a lighter
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  7. 11-12-2013, 04:37 PM #7
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    the wanna be cowboys and cowgirls that come out for rodeo every year and the white guy acting like he's the next m+m.

    and anyone with tatoos not in the service, those will look real good when youre 60 and wrinkled.
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    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
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    A kitten playing with a ball of string. So cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    A kitten playing with a ball of string. So cute.
    How about a kitten with an elastic band stretched between its paws , plucking it like a banjo …. Fucking hilarious …..
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    the obtuse, the absurd, oxymorons

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    I love Speed Hump signs on the street (instead of Speed Bump). Really takes me to that special immature place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
    Just... You know...
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    Yesterday I overheard my 2 year old say to my wife as she was getting ready in the morning, "Mommy can I see your balls?" I was like WTF?!? Turns out it's just some fancy makeup that she uses. But really, the 2 year old was getting all upset because she wouldn't show him her balls.
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