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  1. 11-13-2013, 07:36 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Hey fuck bag how about I stick the skis up your fucking ass and then shit down your throat.

    I would love the opportunity to throttle you until you end up in ICU !!

    You little pussy hiding behind the internet !!
    Its not my fault you can't figure out where to mount your skis despite there being a line on the topsheet.

    This isn't one of your homosexual hookup sites, you don't have to market your skis like that. I'll just buy them when you're ready to admit you're a load that should have been swallowed.
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  2. 11-13-2013, 08:02 AM #27
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    Call-outs have really gotten weak here...


    *sigh*
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  3. 11-13-2013, 08:17 AM #28
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    once your jong ass gets done being the most exstream jong on this forum
    pm xover
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  4. 11-13-2013, 09:29 AM #29
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    Why is there so much hate at Alta?
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  5. 11-13-2013, 09:59 AM #30
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    The only thing missing in this thread is that douche moderator from that Tele Ski Forum (or whatever that forum is) coming on here and pushing his site as a safer, cleaner and more mature alternative to this site... I guess give it a bit and he will be here to say this poor young soul...

    Gawd I love me some TGR...
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  6. 11-13-2013, 10:02 AM #31
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    Ah, yes...this young Jedi would do MUCH better over at AlpineZone.com...
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  7. 11-13-2013, 10:08 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by axebiker View Post
    Ah, yes...this young Jedi would do MUCH better over at AlpineZone.com...
    Dat be da one...! That was driving me nuts not remembering... I have not seen a post from that cat in a while... I always loved the shit show once he did...
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  8. 11-13-2013, 01:50 PM #33
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    In case no one got the "Hardcore" reference: http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...missing+person
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    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.
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  9. 11-13-2013, 02:20 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap. Now go back to posting 2,000 more useless posts, douche bag. Oh and she's not your girl it's just your turn "gaper mountain boy"
    REALLY? After all that shit you've been spewing, you think its sarcastic comments like what bendtheski said that give ski bums a bad rap? REALLY?
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  10. 11-16-2013, 09:41 AM #35
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    Hey fuckbag there are three lines +5, 0 and -2

    Quote Originally Posted by ScumbagSteve View Post
    Its not my fault you can't figure out where to mount your skis despite there being a line on the topsheet.

    This isn't one of your homosexual hookup sites, you don't have to market your skis like that. I'll just buy them when you're ready to admit you're a load that should have been swallowed.
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  11. 11-16-2013, 10:08 AM #36
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    well if your a browneye firster or a spinny jibby hucky fucky
    + 5 would be the call
    most peeps go with 0
    wanna get you leroy jenkins on -2
    or for clueless angry jongs who can't figure it out
    demo or marker shizos would allow you to move your mount point
    i'd offer to mount your shit but obvoiusly you don't haz any good weed
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  12. 11-16-2013, 01:47 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Hey fuckbag there are three lines +5, 0 and -2
    Don't worry about mounting them ilovetogapemyasshole, you can sell them to me. If they're 188s I'll buy them.
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  13. 11-16-2013, 01:51 PM #38
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  14. 11-16-2013, 02:08 PM #39
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    what skifishbum said; or you could check out one of the multiple other threads on the subject here to find out how each option might affect the ski's performance.

    Or you could continue projecting your alternative lifestyle onto people whose responses you don't like. NTTAWWT.
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    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.
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  15. 11-16-2013, 02:28 PM #40
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    Have they been mounted yet?
    Pictures or it didn't happen..,
    I need to go to Utah.
    Utah?
    Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?

    So after 15 years we finally made it to Utah.....


    Thanks BCSAR and POWMOW Ski Patrol for rescues

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  16. 11-16-2013, 06:09 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Hey fuckbag there are three lines +5, 0 and -2
    5+0+(-2)= +3

    Mount at +3.

    Unless the lines are white. If they're white lines, don't do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    5+0+(-2)= +3

    Mount at +3.

    Unless the lines are white. If they're white lines, don't do it.
    Oh no, I'm pretty sure white lines are the ones you want...
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  18. 11-16-2013, 06:18 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by miahw2828 View Post
    Oh no, I'm pretty sure white lines are the ones you want...
    Why? You got some?

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  19. 11-17-2013, 04:47 PM #44
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    He's absolutely right. Don't even THINK about mounting anywhere other than those three lines.



    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Hey fuckbag there are three lines +5, 0 and -2
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  20. 11-17-2013, 05:23 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Hey fuckbag there are three lines +5, 0 and -2
    Mount them at -10 atleast. You don't want to dip and dive through pows, ya know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScumbagSteve View Post
    Mount them at -10 atleast. You don't want to dip and dive through pows, ya know.
    If you mount them -360, do you start right back where you began?

    Also, what happens if you mount them while on a treadmill?
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  22. 11-17-2013, 06:42 PM #47
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    Man, should have tuned into this thread sooner...

    Greg probably decided to pass on ilovetoskiatalta's invite. Too much raging testosterone for AZ.

    In all seriousness though, this topic has been discussed quite thoroughly in threads past.
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  23. 11-18-2013, 09:28 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Also, what happens if you mount them while on a treadmill?
    I'm not sure about the treadmill; I've only done it on an elliptical.
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