Calling all tgr sex gods

[steff]

14, huh? you'll definitely want to shave if she has braces on her teeth.

[MakersTeleMark]

I can tell shes ready for the teh next level (oral)

A2M in 2 months is actually pretty respectable.

[glademaster]

This thread is full of so much right and wrong simultaneously.

[IVplay]

14, huh? you'll definitely want to shave if she has braces on her teeth.

15, dummy. You guys are about as helpful as Hellen Keller taking study notes for you.

[glademaster]

Whatever you do, don't say "thank you" to her after.

Don't wipe back to front that day.

Better?

[PNWbrit]

How has he infiltrated the 18+ forums?!

Time for TGR to lawyer up again?

[guroo270]

Whatever you do, don't say "thank you" to her after.

Don't wipe back to front that day.

Better?

High fives are acceptable.

[Mazderati]

[Like a Boss]

Rubbers are for whores and sailors. Where the hell is the Hemingway alias when you need him?

[Tippster]

Whatever you do, don't say "thank you" to her after.

Don't wipe back to front that day.

Better?

Also don't spray cologne on your junk. It might make it smell better but supposedly it tastes awful.

[Skidog]

It might make it smell better but supposedly it tastes awful.

Riiiiiiigggghhhhhttttttt ;-)

[glademaster]

Also don't spray cologne on your junk. It might make it smell better but supposedly it tastes awful.

That's why you spritz your taint.

[booner]

I highly recommend pruning your bird. It's all about the extra optical inch.
Also, if she has very small hands make her hold your cack in it. It will look huge. Take advantage.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?









You can't jelly your cock down a bitches throat!



Sent from one of those fancy cellular telephones

[east or bust]

^^Still producing, good laugh.

[IVplay]

As least tgr's resident kid is getting his dick sucked and not killing teachers....

[jfost]

As least tgr's resident kid is getting his dick sucked and not killing teachers....

I'll take buzzkill non sequiturs for $1000 Alex.

[glademaster]

As least tgr's resident kid is getting his dick sucked and not killing teachers....

Do you want a fucking prize for doing what you're supposed to be doing at your age?

Bag a MILF next and learn the ropes, then show little Miss Thing a real good time.

[IVplay]

I'll take buzzkill non sequiturs for $1000 Alex.

Your chirps are about as fresh as mouldy food.

#shots

[PNWbrit]

if she has very small hands.....

she'll smell of cabbage?

[DickMerkin]

I am in early gr10... Idk about you but that's a pretty big deal for my age, at least at my school.

Bro, here in NYC, these little sluts are sucking cock in 5th and 6th grade. It's hard to find a virgin by 10th grade. And some of the "virgins" you meet, still suck it and take it in the ass. But intact hymen="virgin" in their twisted little minds.

Sad. Glad I don't have daughters...

[irul&ublo]

If you need advice on how to receive a blow job, that's pretty weak.

Do try not to be a douche and tell all your butt buddies about it. Not only will it show some class on your part, but you'll have a better chance at getting anothet

[Hugh Conway]

she'll smell of cabbage?

small hands, stewing cabbage, stale guinness, catholic guilt. Oh, the mammaries

[jfost]

Your chirps are about as fresh as mouldy food.

#shots

does that mean I'm hip or square?

[Meadow Skipper]

If you need advice on how to receive a blow job, that's pretty weak.

Right? Stick your dick in her mouth ffs.

[klar]

on the off chance that you actually are a helpless 15 year old, here's a female opinion:
shaving optional, try not to have razor burn.
just fucking talk to her about the condom.
men are idiots.