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10-11-2013, 09:05 AM #26
mountain/southern sun beer.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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10-11-2013, 10:31 AM #27Hugh Conway Guest
sunny side up eggs. not other kinds, just sunny side up.
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10-11-2013, 12:00 PM #28
for me it usually is a combination of beer (or any alcohol) and cheese / butter / dairy
today during my 10 AM physics lecture I let a couple loose that were really bad. So bad that the people sitting next to me covered their noses with their hands / shirt sleeves.
I was dying and had to try so hard not to laugh
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10-11-2013, 12:45 PM #29
beer and elevation gain (SF to Tahoe) and I can put out sustained 30 second symphony, from the trumpet to the tuba I got you covered.
PDF's smell the worst
(pre dump fart)
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10-11-2013, 12:52 PM #30
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10-11-2013, 01:47 PM #31
http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm
sending out a lot of Air Biscuit's today after last nights pizza from Papa Johns.
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10-11-2013, 04:58 PM #32
I cleared my side of the exit row on my flight last Sunday after having Golden Grahams with whole milk, followed by coffee w/cream & sugar. That plane reached 10000ft and the hounds were released. I just looked at the dude sitting next to me and shrugged. He actually laughed, then slid across the aisle.
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