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Thread: City Bars in Salt Lake Titty?
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10-04-2013, 05:25 PM #1
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City Bars in Salt Lake Titty?
I will be in Salt Lake Titty for business next week and want to know where the finest City bars are located.
My business is usually surfing gnar barrels, skiing pow or motorboating strippers. Allow me to demonstrate: "BRRR-BBB-BBR-buhbuhbuh-BRBB-BBB-BRR-BB-buhbuhbuh-BBBRRB-BB-BBB-buhbuhbuh!!!!!
It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to deduce that: a) SLC is a thousand miles from a surfable coastline and b) there is no pow in October.
This leaves one option. Discuss.
...and no, not the establishment that kicked out me, Pinner, Splat and a dozen maggots during a 2002 "business trip".
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10-04-2013, 05:41 PM #2
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Go to the temple and confess your sins?
Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
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10-04-2013, 08:18 PM #3
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Heard Alta skied pretty well today.
When life gives you haters, make haterade.
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10-05-2013, 12:18 PM #4
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weak showing by the utards in this thread to date. Maybe there is no place?
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10-05-2013, 12:28 PM #5
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10-05-2013, 01:03 PM #6
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The wonderfully named "American Bush" has treated me well before.
The parking lot across the street is a wonderful venue for vomiting and smoking splifs also...
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10-05-2013, 02:09 PM #7
Irrie Rasta Dog Copilot
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Aint been in a slc peeler joint since i quit slingin drinks a few years ago
used to be pasties n booze or nipples n kiddie cocktails
and good luck touchin let alone motorboatin but what do i know never paid for a lap dance or female companionship
i'd betya can motorsboats in bendover
jacked the speed limit to 80 on 80
so you can escape the iron zion curtain even quicker"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
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10-05-2013, 02:39 PM #8
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^^^poetry
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10-05-2013, 02:52 PM #9
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Those girls are a bit... "rough." Originally Posted by Hutch
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10-05-2013, 03:53 PM #10
Irrie Rasta Dog Copilot
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one mans poetry
nuthermans conscience stream of stonerness
your welcome to head out here to prozacville for a home cooked garden fresh meal
and git your john prine
illegal smile on
in a mancave full o powder skies
can't give my go fishin w/ maggots fun tickets
to low talent pole sloots thoughLast edited by skifishbum; 10-05-2013 at 05:17 PM. Reason: fuck autolink
"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
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10-05-2013, 05:15 PM #11
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Going to Utah to get lucky is like going to Alabama to get educated.
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