Revenge Help

[concretejungle]

Here's the situation.

I work 3 on 4 off 12 hour shifts and vice versa on the opposite week. My 4 on shift happens on a Saturday. I usually bring a beer and leave it in the fridge for my post work celebration/road soda. Today I go up to get my breakfast and my PBR (who the fuck jacks a shitty 12 oz. PBR) is gone. I know who did it so how do I booby trap a canned beer (the toobz were no help) or better yet how should I go about fucking with the little shit? It's pretty much the principle at this point as he's stolen other shit from employees (unprovable) and I could just drive down to the gas station for my road soda.

He rides a motorcycle to work so dog poop under the door handle won't work. This kid is a little fucking thief to begin with and pretty much no one likes him so fucking with him isn't going to net him much sympathy.

The more creative the better.

[east or bust]

Pretty simple if he likes to steal beers... Just Ice the shit out him, at work. Get everybody in on it so it only happens to him. Keep doing it for at least a month or more. He'll have to chug a shitty Smirnoff Ice every time, it will get old quick, to him.

[east or bust]

Or pretty oldschool but you could put a potato in the exhaust pipe cut out in the middle for a loud whistle. No chance of monoxide poisoning since it's a motorcycle.

[spook]

call das blunt.

otherwise, plant some weed or meth on his motorcycle and call the cops.

[spook]

that or quit being such a pussy over your shitty taste in shitty beer.

[stfu&gbtw]

People who steal beer don't deserve to have valve stems in their tires.

[rideit]

Dog shit in his moto helmet chin guard?

[Hugh Conway]

Have him rent from a TGR slumlord

[DasBlunt]

teenagers working at McDonalds are allowed to drink beer?

You never learned how to talk? Ask questions and confront situations without resorting to nuclear war? Are you that much of a meathead?

[rmnpsplitter]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NSZ_fV3fmXk

[Meadow Skipper]

Blindside him to the side of his head with a five iron and set an empty can next to him where he'll find it when he comes to. Bet he'll get the message.

But isn't drinking a PBR like punishment in itself?

[concretejungle]

call das blunt.

otherwise, plant some weed or meth on his motorcycle and call the cops.

that or quit being such a pussy over your shitty taste in shitty beer.

He's already got enough problems with the local law enforcement and if I brought a better beer I'd be really angry. A PBR calls for a prank a nice IPA microbrew and I'd go all DasCunt on him and get him fired.

[Hott Butt Mud]

Send him a link to this thread. Subject line: WATCH OUT MOTHERFUCKER!

[Name Redacted]

Snip the wire to his brake light.

[spook]

fill another bottle of pbr with piss and recap.

[SB]

You seek retribution against someone who saved you from your own poor selection in adult beverages?

[Caucasian Asian]

At the start of your next 4-day shift, put another can of PBR in fridge. But put some ipecac syrup on the rim of this one.

Oh, and take a little piss in his motorcycle helmet. I nice dehydrated, asparagus-green piss. But just enough to dry so he won't notice it at first.

[Bobcat Sig]

Flat tire with a crush PBR next to the aforementioned tire. He'll get the idea.

[Beaver]

What's the difference between eating pussyand drinking PBR?




After a while pussy stops tasting like piss.

[rideit]

Have him rent from a TGR slumlord

He should be so lucky.

[neufox47]

fill another bottle of pbr with piss and recap.

So you're saying there's a difference?

[rideit]

Pussy has more yeast.

[gaijin]

This kid is a little fucking thief to begin with and pretty much no one likes him so fucking with him isn't going to net him much sympathy.
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So sit him down and stop avoiding the situation, pussy.

[smitchell333]

So sit him down and stop avoiding the situation, pussy.

No, no, no

First rule of TGR:
Never handle any situation like an emotionally mature adult.

[concretejungle]

Hey guys did you know that PBR isn't up to TGR beer nerd standards? JFC it's all yuppies and retirees with extra income. I know it's a cheap beer. That's why I drink it after my shift before I get in the car to drive home. Next up...a discussion of how drinking a beer that barely qualifies as one is impaired driving and I'm going to kill someones brother/sister/mother/father/grandfather/cousin/etc.

If I wanted to deal with this like an emotionally mature adult I already would have. I can't prove it's him so any discussion would result in him saying I don't know what you're talking about.

This place is slipping.