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Thread: Derogatory Snowboard Terms
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08-12-2013, 07:08 PM #1
Derogatory Snowboard Terms
Give me the best you got.
To provide a little context, I am taking on the responsibility of putting together a fantasy football league for our little shop and some friends and family of the shop. As with any fantasy team, smack talk and a witty team name are among some of the most important factors. I'm seeking help with the latter. I am the lone skier amongst a group of fucking knuckle draggers, so naturally I wanted to come up with something deragatory in nature.
Aside from knuckledragger, what are some other terms that I could use to put together a little pun that would be fitting for a ski shop based league.
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08-12-2013, 07:29 PM #2
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08-12-2013, 07:35 PM #3Banned
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^^^no such thing as being "gay" in that context. "queer" is the proper term. nothing wrong with that either
rog
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08-12-2013, 08:44 PM #4
I still like the saying
If it was easy it would be called snowboarding. Not sure how to work that into a team name, we have team slogans in our league.I rip the groomed on tele gear
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08-12-2013, 09:26 PM #5
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08-12-2013, 09:34 PM #6
beaver-tail
vs
two-plankerIn search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...
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08-12-2013, 09:47 PM #7
Skier...
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08-12-2013, 10:05 PM #8
side scraping/slipping worthless motherfuckers
thanks Crown Royal, you sooo help eloquence...Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
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08-12-2013, 10:20 PM #9Rope->Dope
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Brobrah works on so many levels, I've never really evolved from that.
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08-12-2013, 10:56 PM #10
-falling leaf faggots
-human groomers
-the stupid, the slow, and the stuck
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08-12-2013, 11:01 PM #11
And after they get stuck:
PBR powered posthole diggers
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08-12-2013, 11:16 PM #12
Ass clowns
watch out for snakes
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08-13-2013, 06:34 AM #13
Powder scrapers
I need to go to Utah.
Utah?
Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?
So after 15 years we finally made it to Utah.....
Thanks BCSAR and POWMOW Ski Patrol for rescues
8, 17, 13, 18, 16, 18, 20, 19, 16, 24, 32, 35
2021/2022 (13/15)
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08-13-2013, 08:32 AM #14
Isn't "snowboarder" a derogatory term? I mean, what do you think when you hear someone is a snowboarder?
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08-13-2013, 11:50 AM #15
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08-13-2013, 11:51 AM #16Registered User
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mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-13-2013, 12:54 PM #17
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08-13-2013, 01:07 PM #18
SpaceFaggots
Showboarders
Posers
my little BroniesZone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
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08-13-2013, 01:38 PM #19
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08-13-2013, 01:40 PM #20
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08-13-2013, 01:55 PM #21
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08-13-2013, 02:07 PM #22
I think the punch line from the joke "what is the 1st thing a snowboarder says when they meet you out on the hill?" would be a good name. Subtle, yet effective.
"sorry, bro!"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller
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08-13-2013, 02:11 PM #23
knuckledragger
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08-13-2013, 02:19 PM #24indentured servant
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Snowboarding, still cool in Saskatchewan
what's orange and looks good on hippies?
fire
rails are for trains
If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.
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08-13-2013, 02:59 PM #25Banned
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how bout "SIDE SLIHIPTSTERS"
yes, busy day at work
rog
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