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  1. #1
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    Derogatory Snowboard Terms

    Give me the best you got.

    To provide a little context, I am taking on the responsibility of putting together a fantasy football league for our little shop and some friends and family of the shop. As with any fantasy team, smack talk and a witty team name are among some of the most important factors. I'm seeking help with the latter. I am the lone skier amongst a group of fucking knuckle draggers, so naturally I wanted to come up with something deragatory in nature.

    Aside from knuckledragger, what are some other terms that I could use to put together a little pun that would be fitting for a ski shop based league.
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    Texas is better than Hell? Maybe I'm not familiar enough with Hell, but it would be hard to imagine it being worse than Texas.

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    gays on trays

    Nothing wrong with being gay, snowboarding on the other hand...
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    ^^^no such thing as being "gay" in that context. "queer" is the proper term. nothing wrong with that either

    rog

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    I still like the saying

    If it was easy it would be called snowboarding. Not sure how to work that into a team name, we have team slogans in our league.
    I rip the groomed on tele gear

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    Ya, we have slogans too. It could help add context to "gay trays" because lets be honest. These idiots aren't gonna figure it out without a little help.

    Keep em coming
    Quote Originally Posted by bite me View Post
    Texas is better than Hell? Maybe I'm not familiar enough with Hell, but it would be hard to imagine it being worse than Texas.

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    beaver-tail



    vs



    two-planker
    In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...

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    Skier...

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    side scraping/slipping worthless motherfuckers


    thanks Crown Royal, you sooo help eloquence...
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    Brobrah works on so many levels, I've never really evolved from that.

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    -falling leaf faggots
    -human groomers
    -the stupid, the slow, and the stuck

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    And after they get stuck:

    PBR powered posthole diggers

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    Ass clowns
    watch out for snakes

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    Powder scrapers
    I need to go to Utah.
    Utah?
    Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?

    So after 15 years we finally made it to Utah.....


    Thanks BCSAR and POWMOW Ski Patrol for rescues

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    Isn't "snowboarder" a derogatory term? I mean, what do you think when you hear someone is a snowboarder?

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    ScrapeApes
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

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    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by whyturn View Post
    Powder scrapers

    that's the most derogatory so far (and sadly, sometimes accurate as well; FARM THAT POW!!!)
    In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...

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    SpaceFaggots

    Showboarders

    Posers

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    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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    Snowboreder
    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
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    The other morning I was awoken to "Daddy, my fart fell on the floor"
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    Oh, and

    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
    -Death

    Quote Originally Posted by St. Jerry View Post
    The other morning I was awoken to "Daddy, my fart fell on the floor"
    Kaz is my co-pilot

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    Just found my team picture^

    And so far I like falling leaf faggots but there are gonna be a couple minors in the field. I'm sure they've heard it before but I don't think there family would appreciate me perpetuating it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bite me View Post
    Texas is better than Hell? Maybe I'm not familiar enough with Hell, but it would be hard to imagine it being worse than Texas.

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    I think the punch line from the joke "what is the 1st thing a snowboarder says when they meet you out on the hill?" would be a good name. Subtle, yet effective.

    "sorry, bro!"
    Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller

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    knuckledragger
    ::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.

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    Snowboarding, still cool in Saskatchewan
    what's orange and looks good on hippies?
    fire

    rails are for trains
    If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.

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    how bout "SIDE SLIHIPTSTERS"

    yes, busy day at work

    rog

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