Wow...slow motion, yet couldn't react fast enough.
Playing in a 3-some, I'm alone in the cart, following slightly behind the other guys, heading to the 4th tee. The path is paved, heading downhill, with a turn to the right. I'm NOT going fast (but obviously fast enough). My rear tire hits a rock (inside corner) as I'm breaking for the turn, the cart's rear end looses traction and slides wide due to sand on the path. Quickly I'm sideways, and the tires grab, and the cart is tipping over, on top of me - FUCK. It's slow enough that I'm not thrown far enough to get my body pinched under the cover, but my outstretched arm (which I used to brace my fall) is pinched by the top on my upper bicep. FUCK....I'm trapped. I'm looking at my coffee cup on the ground, leaking. Looking behind me...and there's a flow of gasoline heading toward me. FUCK.....can't move my arm. Lift harder...and my get my arm free. Get up...walk through were the windshield would be and lift the cart up. Gather my shit that fell out, sit down, and step on the gas....it's flooded? 10-15 more seconds of this and it finally engages...and I drive away. My buddies saw the look on my face and knew something was up. "We thought you stayed on the green, putting." Found band-aids in my bag and put a couple on my elbow, and moved my bag to the passenger side. I'm shaking a bit...but managed to hit the fairway on my drive. I bogeyed the first 3 holes before my fuck-up...and shot even the next 6.
The weird part was that I wasn't driving fast. (I've certainly done dumber shit on a cart).
Anybody else?
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