I am incredibly bored.

**PaSucks** · 07-24-2013, 10:10 PM

Recovering from surgery. Currently I can only lay on my side or stomach. I cannot comfortably sit, and walking at more than a slow pace is not fun either. It's been over a week that I've lived on the couch, with at least another two weeks, maybe more, to go. Netflix is awesome but good god I am ready to pull my hair out. I've been perusing multiple car, skiing, and college football forums. What the hell else is there? I can't even drink as I'm on pain pills. Jesus this is getting brutal. (well, it could be a lot worse, but come on first world problems)

**rideit** · 07-24-2013, 10:12 PM

Damn, I never took pain pills without drinking!

**DasBlunt** · 07-24-2013, 10:14 PM

Video games?

**PaSucks** · 07-24-2013, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by DasBlunt

Video games?

I only own 1 game. (Gran Taurismo 5) I may mess with that but the couch is too far from the tv for optimal game play and the chair doesn't work with my inability to sit. Also, my wife loses desire to fuck guys that play video games, so I do my best to never let her see me do that.

Hugh Conway · 07-24-2013, 10:51 PM

troll rideit

**Chainsaw_Willie** · 07-24-2013, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

Damn, I never took pain pills without drinking!

No shit. That's one rule that's definitely made to be broken.

I feel for you man, sounds like you're laid up worse than I've been recently. I'm still sleeping on my couch, which is getting really old, 'cause I can't stand sleeping with my sling on and sleeping on the couch ensures I won't roll over onto my bad shoulder, but other than that, I can at least get up and around.

Have you tried furious masturbation yet?

**PaSucks** · 07-24-2013, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by Chainsaw_Willie

No shit. That's one rule that's definitely made to be broken.

I feel for you man, sounds like you're laid up worse than I've been recently. I'm still sleeping on my couch, which is getting really old, 'cause I can't stand sleeping with my sling on and sleeping on the couch ensures I won't roll over onto my bad shoulder, but other than that, I can at least get up and around.

Have you tried furious masturbation yet?

I'm wondering if the pills kill the libido, cause normally I'd be all over that, but really haven't felt the need. Not that I couldn't perform when the wife was feeling frisky, but normally an empty house for more than 15 minutes is all I need to get in the mood for a spank.

13 · 07-25-2013, 03:24 AM

Back surgery? Heal fast!

**45hill** · 07-25-2013, 04:14 AM

Buy this movie

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Chiefs-DVD-N...item53f80bec41

and this movie

http://www.amazon.com/The-Last-Gladi.../dp/B00AN10MO0

download this

http://kickass.to/nhl-2009-stanley-c...-t2719988.html

and get the baseball package. The pirates look good this year. Start watching now so you can jump on the bandwagon just like you did with the Pens.

Sorry about the last shot but I am from Philly and need to get that one jab in. Seriously. The MLB package has gotten me though one knee surgery. It takes up a lot of time and really fun to watch in a percocet haze. The movies I posted, if you have not yet seen them, are worth the purchase. Excellent viewing and a must own for every hockey fan. You can also see if netflix has Youngblood, Slapshot, Miracle, Mystery Alaska, and Goon available. Then go to Baseball movies, football movies etc.

These are a bit entertaining.

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

You can grab them from most any torrent site. If you have HBOGo you can watch all the HBO series, Sopranos, The Wire, Band of Brothers, Lucky Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Eastbound and down, Carnival, etc. Check out Amazon Prime. They have some good ski movies in the documentary section.

Stay sane, get well soon, and Fuck Crosby.

**45hill** · 07-25-2013, 04:17 AM

Buy this movie

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Chiefs-DVD-N...item53f80bec41

and this movie

http://www.amazon.com/The-Last-Gladi.../dp/B00AN10MO0

download this

http://kickass.to/nhl-2009-stanley-c...-t2719988.html

and get the baseball package. The pirates look good this year. Start watching now so you can jump on the bandwagon just like you did with the Pens.

Sorry about the last shot but I am from Philly and need to get that one jab in. Seriously. The MLB package has gotten me though one knee surgery and it takes up a lot of time and really fun to watch in a percocet haze. The movies I posted, if you have not yet seen them, are worth the purchase. Excellent viewing and a must own for every hockey fan. You can also see if netflix has Youngblood, Slapshot, Miracle, Mystery Alaska, and Goon available. Then go to Baseball movies, football movies etc.

These are a bit entertaining.

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

You can grab them from most any torrent site. If you have HBOGo you can watch all the HBO series, Sopranos, The Wire, Band of Brothers, Lucky Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Eastbound and down, Carnival, etc. Check out Amazon Prime. They have some good ski movies in the documentary section.

Stay sane, get well soon, and Fuck Crosby.

Oh and www.tblop.com

**MarcusBrody** · 07-25-2013, 07:13 AM

How about reading books?

**Caucasian Asian** · 07-25-2013, 07:16 AM

Learn how to tie your own flies.

**systemoverblow'd** · 07-25-2013, 07:31 AM

bittorrent + this + this = no more boredom

And dear god man, make with the drinking! Best thing about pain pills.

**PaSucks** · 07-25-2013, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by 45hill

Buy this movie

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Chiefs-DVD-N...item53f80bec41

and this movie

http://www.amazon.com/The-Last-Gladi.../dp/B00AN10MO0

I'll check those out, thanks!

download this

http://kickass.to/nhl-2009-stanley-c...-t2719988.html

and get the baseball package. The pirates look good this year. Start watching now so you can jump on the bandwagon just like you did with the Pens.

That's uncalled for! I am far from a Penguin bandwagoner! However, I can certainly be a Bucco bandwagon jumper. Seriously, baseball? I'm already dying of boredom!

**iceman** · 07-25-2013, 07:51 AM

Have you heard of this stuff they call "marijuana"? Sounds like it might be an interesting product for your situation.

**PaSucks** · 07-25-2013, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

Have you heard of this stuff they call "marijuana"? Sounds like it might be an interesting product for your situation.

Know anyone that sells some locally?

**iceman** · 07-25-2013, 08:07 AM

In PA? Not so much, no.

Gotta be somebody around that could help a brutha out I'd think, but hey.

**rideit** · 07-25-2013, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

troll rideit

You just can't quit me.

Hugh Conway · 07-25-2013, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by rideit

You just can't quit me.

up's still down in rideit land?

**H0G** · 07-25-2013, 10:28 AM

Have you watched the entire Top Gear catalog?

**Art Shirk** · 07-25-2013, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by PaSucks

Recovering from surgery. Currently I can only lay on my side or stomach. I cannot comfortably sit, and walking at more than a slow pace is not fun either. It's been over a week that I've lived on the couch, with at least another two weeks, maybe more, to go. Netflix is awesome but good god I am ready to pull my hair out. I've been perusing multiple car, skiing, and college football forums. What the hell else is there? I can't even drink as I'm on pain pills. Jesus this is getting brutal. (well, it could be a lot worse, but come on first world problems)

You could learn about the true meanings of often misused words

http://www.cracked.com/article_15664...you-think.html

Hell, maybe you did actually peruse.

Sorry to hear about the lay-up, get better dood

**PaSucks** · 07-25-2013, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by H0G

Have you watched the entire Top Gear catalog?

More or less. Currently re-watching the Office. On season 6 right now. When that is over it's time to start on the movies suggested above. Also, I'm playing a pirate video game I found in a drawer. Aaarrrrrr and shit. Avast!