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  1. #26
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    The Robot Apocalypse is Upon Us

    Robots are gonna burn your house down


    https://youtu.be/zkv-_LqTeQA

    What the fuck are you laughing at, hippy
    Last edited by This End Up; 07-25-2020 at 09:56 PM.

  2. #27
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    That was frigging funny.

  3. #28
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    Perhaps someday;

    But right now, that gizmo is a dead man walking as a soldier. Not worth a well trained dog. It would need a squad of riflemen to protect it.

    Might be pretty good at trying to pour dirt on a reactor fire in Chenobyl.

  4. #29
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    Professor Frink said it best
    "Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving."
    riser4 - Ignore me! Please!

    Kenny Satch - With pleasure

  5. #30
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    Seems like the right thread...

    https://youtu.be/y3RIHnK0_NE

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    Company searches for human face for global army of robots. I nominate Splat's face, And his voice. https://www.washingtonpost.com/techn...-apply-within/

  7. #32
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    Lulz. That ‘stache though...

    Robots be lookin like a washed up geriatric porn star!

  8. #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moeghoul View Post
    Her claim that her X, Jack Ryan, wanted to take her to a sex club. Paved the way for Barack to become POTUS.


    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Ryan_(politician)

  9. #34
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    Yummy


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  10. #35
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    Just a matter of time before this bot gets really pissed off at all the abuse it's been subjected to and turns on its handlers in a more deadly fashion...

    "Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."

    https://www.blizzard-tecnica.com/us/en

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    Quote Originally Posted by dookey67 View Post
    Just a matter of time before this bot gets really pissed off at all the abuse it's been subjected to and turns on its handlers in a more deadly fashion...

    is all CGI...."bosstown dynamics" the making of this video is better than the fake video.

  12. #37
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    https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/20...ywhere/618823/

    Say what you will, but I would rather ski next to this one than most tourons. I am thinking they can hold a line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/20...ywhere/618823/

    Say what you will, but I would rather ski next to this one than most tourons. I am thinking they can hold a line.
    can they tele?
    swing your fucking sword.

  14. #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    can they tele?
    They can tele switch to the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    They can tele switch to the road.
    we are fucked.
    swing your fucking sword.

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    Yes. Quite and fully. All your pow stashes belong to them.

  17. #42
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    Nobody cares that they can tele.

  18. #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Nobody cares that they can tele.
    michael cares.
    swing your fucking sword.

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