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07-11-2013, 04:03 PM #51
I'm rewriting the rules of this thread. 2 sports, one rule change for the first, three rule changes for the second
1. Bring back the old javelin and let 'em take a crack at Uwe Hohn's 343' WR
2. Change MMA rules as follows:
a. allow eye gouging and choking
b. add a final round to MMA matches (3 to 4 non-championship, 5 to 6 championship)
c. give each fighter a Bowie knife for the final round
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07-11-2013, 04:40 PM #52
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07-11-2013, 04:42 PM #53
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07-11-2013, 04:47 PM #54
Tour De France:
1) 30 second time bonus at high point of mountain pass for drinking shot of whiskey.
2) 30 second time bonus at start point of *any* stage for drinking shot of whiskey.
3) Vomiting on the course, at any time, = DNF.
Maximum time bonus 3 minutes per stage (i.e. 6 shots). Rider's decision how to apportion shots.
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07-11-2013, 04:53 PM #55
Golf:
fucking REAL persimmon woods
Any racing:
it rains? who cares, you run
NO tire changes unless blow out, can make it back to pits on own power or you change yourself on the side of track, 1 extra tire for race but has to be stored on or in car
no pits during a yellow, green flag only
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07-11-2013, 04:56 PM #56
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07-11-2013, 05:47 PM #57
No rain delay for Beisbol. BFD - you're getting wet.
Football: Stop protecting the QB with rules. Don't like getting laid the fuck out? Become a kicker. Speed up the game by having a shorter clock on plays <10 yards.
Soccer: Pitch is 50% smaller. Once in the offensive end passing back over the line = foul. Passing to your goalie ever = yellow card. If you're hurt enough to require a trainer to come on the pitch you're out of the game for at least 5 minutes.
Rugby: wear (more) pads and hit like (mad)men. Shoulder tackling is encouraged (at least the Aussies have that right in their version of Football.) Dude has you stopped by wrapping up your waist you're gonna get laid out by guy #2 coming at your fucking throat. End all this "tougher than the NFL" bullshit.
It's a totally different sport - and not due to padding. An extra yard after contact in Rugby means little, in football it could mean a 1st down. Maybe make Rugby Union go away since League is rougher, then we'll chat.
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07-11-2013, 07:13 PM #58
No indoor stadiums for any sport, in any weather, in any locale.
I grew up in MN; 20 below? Tough shit, lace up those skates, we have a game to win. Snowing? So what, you know where the goal line is. 100F and humid? Man up, Nancy-boy, just drink more water.
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07-11-2013, 07:30 PM #59Registered User
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you could fix all the injuries in hockey by outlawing all gear with the exception of helmets made after 1970
they would have to play differentLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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07-12-2013, 03:19 AM #60
Chinese Downhill -- all competitors have to ride switch.
Dodgeball --
1. 6 balls in play at all times
2. Overlapping lines with 80% of the court being free range and the only line you could not cross was the freethrow line extended
3. Totally legal to go for the head
We actually had this in PE class and we called it Trench. When one team got all six balls it was mass carnage against the other team, who had to cower against the wall while six guys kept firing volleyballs at their heads from less than 20 feet away. It was really terrifying to play when you had just run up the hill from the spot in the woods where you went between periods to get high. The coaches used to just sit back and laugh.
I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.
--MT--
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07-12-2013, 07:08 AM #61trenchman
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badmitton
only drunk
before dinner
backyard only
b.
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07-12-2013, 09:10 AM #62
Triathlon:
Swimming legs to be held in areas populated by silver carp
Biking legs will have beehives on the shoulders every 100m
Running legs will have roaming feral dogs.
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07-12-2013, 09:37 AM #63
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07-12-2013, 09:57 AM #64
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07-12-2013, 10:58 AM #65Registered User
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World Cup Alpine Skiing - Eliminator Series
Brackets set with seeding
Triple-elimination
The two competetors run the same courses at the same time, no clocks - first across the line wins
Each two draws run: Slalom, GS, Super G and DH
if tied 2 & 2 after that, a 5th run on a combo course of all 4 disiplines to produce the 3rd (triple) win to move on to next round
Pushing off of opponents to steal thier momentum or just plain old pushing (especially in SG & DH) encouraged
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07-12-2013, 11:12 AM #66
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07-12-2013, 01:29 PM #67trenchman
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i would make myself the commissioner.
b.
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07-12-2013, 02:21 PM #68
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07-12-2013, 02:26 PM #69Registered User
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07-12-2013, 04:40 PM #70trenchman
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we played a version of football called smear the queer.
1 ball
multiple tacklers
one scat back trying to not get crushed.
many injuries
b.
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07-12-2013, 07:41 PM #71
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07-12-2013, 08:07 PM #72Funky But Chic
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07-12-2013, 08:46 PM #73
Did you guys play butt ball? Basically, everyone lines up about 30' from a wall, and someone throws the ball off the wall. You then try to catch the ball. If it hits you and then hits the ground without you catching it, you have to run and touch the wall before someone else retrieves the ball and hits the wall with it. If you don't make it to the wall before the ball, you stand against the wall while the person who through it gets to try to peg you in the ass with the ball. If they hit your head, you get to peg them with it.
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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07-12-2013, 10:24 PM #74Funky But Chic
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That's a new one on me.
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07-12-2013, 11:00 PM #75Hugh Conway Guest
isn't that wall ball? how about british bulldog
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