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[RapeWhistle4You]

...What is that to you? It's kind of like folks saying that missionary position is the only way to have sex. Is that your mindset? Alpine fixed heel prudes, relax a bit!...

Great suggestion.

Let's switch to arguing about the best sexual position; at least on that topic we know there's a correct best answer.

And don't bring efficiency into it.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Great suggestion.

Let's switch to arguing about the best sexual position; at least on that topic we know there's a correct best answer.

And don't bring efficiency into it.

That was suppose to be a quote, not my words. But everyone knows its the poopenhausen around these parts

[aqua toque]

If you haven't figured it out already, I was keithermadness on Ttips.

In that case, can you recommend a good skin glue drycleaner?

[RapeWhistle4You]

But everyone knows its the poopenhausen around these parts

I figured.

Because you're the only TGR veteran who is behaving civilly in this thread, I'm honoring you by switching my avatar to something with big grey hair too, which it will stay (until I decide to change it again on a whim).

[heyyyou]

Great suggestion.

Let's switch to arguing about the best sexual position; at least on that topic we know there's a correct best answer.

And don't bring efficiency into it.

Most efficient way to have sex. Simple answer...pistol grips.

As for skiing, the fist day my teenaged kid and his friend smoked me (but had the courtesy of waiting for me at the bottom) I realized maybe it's time to consider locking the heels.

[Bunion 2020]

Would all you stupid fucking JONGs! shut the hell up!!!!!

[aqua toque]

Hey, aren't you the mountain goat guy from Ttips?

How did you get 3500+ posts so quick?

[Baaahb]

Obviously your not the one waiting at the bottom of the chairlift on a powder day for your pinhead friend. ( right, Micah? ;-) )

Entirely correct. You have no friends on powder days.

[Baaahb]

If you haven't figured it out already, I was keithermadness on Ttips.

No, JONG. I was keithermadness on ttips.

[Tele 'til You're Smelly]

No, JONG. I was keithermadness on ttips.

No, *I* was keithermadness on Teletips (posting this just for you, bunion )

[splat]

You're all Ron. He was the keyboard collective amalgam sporting an associative disorder that embraced multiple tele personalties on ttips and and then migrated here.

See, life does imitate art. ..or something like that.

[Meadow Skipper]

You're all Ron. He was the keyboard collective amalgam sporting an associative disorder that embraced multiple tele personalties on ttips and and then migrated here.

See, life does imitate art. ..or something like that.

Wow...just wow.

/thread

[Danno]

You're all Ron. He was the keyboard collective amalgam sporting an associative disorder that embraced multiple tele personalties on ttips and and then migrated here.

See, life does imitate art. ..or something like that.

Brilliant.

[RapeWhistle4You]

ripturd did not have an "associative disorder"

riptard was a fucking paranoid delusion schizophrenic

others speak for yourselves, but
riptard represents me the way Jeffrey Dahmer represents vegans

[Meadow Skipper]

ripturd did not have an "associative disorder"

riptard was a fucking paranoid delusion schizophrenic

others speak for yourselves, but
riptard represents me the way Jeffrey Dahmer represents vegans

A little touchy there. Too soon?

[joneser]

db, that was the best thing you have said in a long while, and I used to really respect most of the stuff you said a long while ago (probably because you were still drinking then?!?). Anyway, yes, it has NOTHING to do with efficiency, obviously. Telemark joy is all about the FEEL of the sport. That swoopy loopy kind of waltz with the snow, and if you don't get it, please stop asking and stop bitching about how much tele sucks. I don't, for example, get snowboarding, so i will STFU about it.

[Hugh Conway]

can't y'all fuck off to telemarkeast with beater in chief nurse ben and the rest of the uptight cunts?

[joneser]

But I would miss you, Carl. Seriously.

[coldfeet]

Where the hell is risk_reduction ? Can't have a navelgazing fustercluck trollfest without him.

Seriously, I'm worried. We should have all left notes with a responsible person about where we went, in case post-ttips SAR had to be called out.

[Hugh Conway]

and that's what makes you guys assholes

where's danno the clueless? we need his special blend of douchebaggery again.

[Meadow Skipper]

Aren't you worried about running out of material if everyone splits, Hugh?

[Hugh Conway]

when did angry drunks ranting on street corners need material?

[Meadow Skipper]

when did angry drunks ranting on street corners need material?

Point taken. ¡Salud!

[jellero]

So, then, the second two groups I mentioned --- the knuckledragging fakeamarkers and the leather-camber denture wearers --- are fair game for harassment. Good.

i got my dentures at 27 after a ski wreck DH training. you may need them yourself if you talk like this in person. j

[3PinGrin]

i got my dentures at 27 after a ski wreck DH training. you may need them yourself if you talk like this in person. j

From what I can tell, I think ass dentures are more important here.