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    Guilty Pleasures...

    ...things you know are stupid, or bad, or just plain wrong, but, fuckit, you like 'em anyways.

    And, until now, you've kept them as Your Little Secret. Well, no more. Fess up.

    I'll start. Antiques Roadshow. I hate this show in a way, the people are stupid, or stupid and pretentious, or just pretentious. The experts are unfailingly pretentious and smarmy. The whole thing is dumb. But I love it. Always turn it on when I see it on the channel guide. I mean, always. Watching it now, in fact. I don't know what it is, but it is for sure a Guilty Pleasure.

    Whachoo got?

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    ...I mean, this lady just got told her inherited diamond pendant is worth $250K minimum. SCORE!!!

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    cigarettes

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    Beating up teenagers smaller than me.
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    reading TGR

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    masturbating in public

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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    Beating up teenagers smaller than me.
    There are none.

    Maybe some 12-year-olds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    reading TGR
    Isn't it awful? But fun.

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    Coming in your wife's mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yeah! View Post
    masturbating in public
    Don't worry, no one can see a dick that small.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Coming in your wife's mouth
    That was somewhat unfriendly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    There are none.

    Maybe some 12-year-olds
    I'm way bigger than most 15 year old girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    I'm way bigger than most 15 year old girls.
    tits or stfu.

    I have to remember to kick rideit's ass when I see him, someone remind me please.

    Let's stay on track here.

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    Yeah, it wasn't really directed at you, ice...it was the most TGR like reply I could think of

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    Junk food on a long road trip.

    A box of cheez-its.

    Frozen skittles in my pocket on a chairlift.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Speaking of "food" - Sour Patch Kids. Goddamn. I don't normally eat sugar. But those fucking little crack pills are my kryptonite. I will devour a bag of those things like woah.
    Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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    On that theme, frozen dark chocolate M&Ms, I can NOT resist those things. And I treat them in addict fashion, making sure i have a stash, buying extra "just in case"... fuck I hate those things. But i love them.

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    Eating a pint of Ben and Jerrys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Coming in your wife's mouth
    Game over.

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    "Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater

    "once i let go of my material desires many opportunities for playing with the planet emerge. emerge - to come into being through evolution. ok back to work - i gotta pack." - Slaag Master

    "As for Flock of Seagulls, everytime that song comes up on my ipod, I turn it up- way up." - goldenboy

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    A significant amount of the music I listen to. And, I don't know, should I feel guilty about midget porn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    And, I don't know, should I feel guilty about midget porn?
    Is rideit the midget taking it up the ass from someone else's wife?

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    Second sour patch kids.

    Trashy magazines - US and People. Flight or someone left it at the gym - you just made my day
    Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    Is rideit the midget taking it up the ass from someone else's wife?
    My wife is 4' 11"... That has to count for something!

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    Spending on DIY projects. I just don't give a fuck how much materials cost if I'm doing it myself.

    The same is true with the amount of time I'll spend masturbating as opposed to fucking for real. Sure- I got 3 hours for this if I can swap every fucking minute. Make me focus on one girl and I'm wondering when she'll finish.

    Beer at 3 in the afternoon on Sunday. Hey- I built the patio to enjoy it, not because I wanted to be sober for dinner. Yes, I will remind you I built it every Sunday.

    Whiskey on the bullet train to Tokyo. If you're going to make me come to the city on a train going 120mph you're damn right I'll be acting like a cowboy when I arrive. We're living in the future anyway. Whiskey on bullet trains should be SOP by now.

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    just finally got turned on to Pitch Perfect and I fucking love it...

    actually I love all the college type movies like that.
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...

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