WWMD -I'm Not a D.O.M.

[bushman]

I've moved from that location. After a lifetime of having nothing but 100's leading to 1000's of acres of forest and farm land as a back yard my new location is at the edge of the wilderness but backs up to this

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Once again you mags come through. After pondering over all of your wonderful off topic replies to the issue, I see that my discomfort results from my own environmentally induced social retardation. I'm going with the shades and a wave when appropriate.

You need a new gardener.

[spook]

It was a come on. Watch out, though, her husband might be in there.

maybe they wanted a third.

or maybe they're serial killers.

or both.

you just never know.

[GimpToo]

You need a new gardener.

Greenery is fine, but get rid of the changed-link gate - that's creepy in itself.

[The AD]

It's not so much you, it's that sign you put up at your property line: "Free mustache rides 40 feet ahead!" that's creeping them out.

[Timberridge]

my new location is at the edge of the wilderness but backs up to this

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and this

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That site looks money.

1. mow path to trail
2. buy clown suit
3. build lemonade stand
4. $$ profit $$

[Meadow Skipper]

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and this

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Isn't taking pictures of girls like that pretty much a defining characteristic of D.O.M?

[wooley12]

That site looks money.

1. mow path to trail
2. buy clown suit
3. build lemonade stand
4. $$ profit $$

1- Done

2-I'm told by my kids that is my uniform of the day on any given day

3- And compete with the 9 y o neighbor? Wouldn't be fair

4- I do need new skis. Got it!! Armed Bicycle Escort Service. I just need to educate the market and they will be banging on my door. The trail is the main artery for homeless and troubled misfits heading out to live in the forest (local ranger estimates 200+ in the valley). Mountain lions prowl the area picking off cats and dogs all summer, bears know that Wed. is garbage day. I'll make some fliers and set up a "Please Take One" display at the trail. Some visuals for the flier:





Being 100% safe is a marketing hot button these days what with the pussification of the average American. Especially effective with the female jogger yuppie demographic. I'm thinking $50/hour with discount for groups of three.

[wooley12]

Isn't taking pictures of girls like that pretty much a defining characteristic of D.O.M?

Your right. Although the overexposed closeup is a bald headed guy. My transgression is the result of an environmentally induced naivety disorder.

[DJSapp]

SAC had women's workout thongs for sale this morning. I don't know how you'd market them with the combined lemonade and hotdog stand, but it's worth a shot.