Aaron Hernandez questioned in homicide

**warthog** · 06-21-2013, 06:37 AM

Even if he didn't do the killing, he is fucked. When will these guys learn to cut ties with their old life? Never works out well when the old HS buddies show up at the mansion.

**rmnpsplitter** · 06-21-2013, 06:47 AM

He should totally take the Ray Lewis approach to killing people.

Step 1: lawyer up
Step 2: find god
Step 3: win Super Bowl

Hero!!

He explains it well right around 2:00 in

**iceman** · 06-21-2013, 07:03 AM

Originally Posted by rmnpsplitter

He should totally take the Ray Lewis approach to killing people.

Step 1: lawyer up
Step 2: find god
Step 3: win Super Bowl

Hero!!

When you think about it, that's a hell of a plan. Ray is obviously way smarter than I thought.

**Timberridge** · 06-21-2013, 07:13 AM

NFL = National Felons League

**vinzclortho** · 06-21-2013, 07:41 AM

Originally Posted by JayPowHound

Agreed. Bill has a long history of ignoring personal issues that don't affect the team.

yeah but isn't it Bob Kraft that gets really pissed about this stuff? Like when Gronkowski partied with that porn slut?

Quick side note: I'm thinking we should create a cartoon show where Gronkowski and Tebow are wacky mis-matched roommates like Larry Appleton and cousin Balki Bartokimos on Perfect strangers. Call it "Gronk & The Bow". Imagine all the zany adventures those two could have! Or I guess we could appeal to the Davey & Goliath crowd and go claymation style with lessons about jesus.

**criscam** · 06-21-2013, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by rmnpsplitter

He should totally take the Ray Lewis approach to killing people.

Step 1: lawyer up
Step 2: find god
Step 3: win Super Bowl

Hero!!

He explains it well right around 2:00 in

ahhhhh, now i see why they brought in tebow. step 2...

**Benny Profane** · 06-21-2013, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by vinzclortho

yeah but isn't it Bob Kraft that gets really pissed about this stuff? Like when Gronkowski partied with that porn slut?

Quick side note: I'm thinking we should create a cartoon show where Gronkowski and Tebow are wacky mis-matched roommates like Larry Appleton and cousin Balki Bartokimos on Perfect strangers. Call it "Gronk & The Bow". Imagine all the zany adventures those two could have! Or I guess we could appeal to the Davey & Goliath crowd and go claymation style with lessons about jesus.

I could see one episode revolving around their visit to Michael Vick's mansion for some dog training lessons.

**JimmyCarter** · 06-21-2013, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

I could see one episode revolving around their visit to Michael Vick's mansion for some dog training lessons.

It would give Bob Kraft's young actress friend a new project?

Cameos by Lindsay Lohan and the family from 19 kids and counting

**userA** · 06-21-2013, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by vinzclortho

yeah but isn't it Bob Kraft that gets really pissed about this stuff? Like when Gronkowski partied with that porn slut?

Quick side note: I'm thinking we should create a cartoon show where Gronkowski and Tebow are wacky mis-matched roommates like Larry Appleton and cousin Balki Bartokimos on Perfect strangers. Call it "Gronk & The Bow". Imagine all the zany adventures those two could have! Or I guess we could appeal to the Davey & Goliath crowd and go claymation style with lessons about jesus.

porn slut meet the odd couple!
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**criscam** · 06-21-2013, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

I could see one episode revolving around their visit to Michael Vick's mansion for some dog training lessons.

and another where while at a party, gronk hits on gisele and tebow hits on tom.

**vinzclortho** · 06-21-2013, 12:10 PM

I'm stoked for the episode where they bust Hernandez out of jail by having Tebow dress as a woman.

**JayPowHound** · 06-21-2013, 12:40 PM

Gotta be one where Gronk gets dragged along to a revival and sees the light, only to be un-converted later by an 'accidental' trip to the strip club..

Hugh Conway · 06-21-2013, 12:52 PM

Every episode Mark Sanchez appears, runs into something, then disappears till next week?

**BigDaddy** · 06-21-2013, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by criscam

and another where while at a party, gronk hits on gisele and tebow hits on tom.

Client's actually hosting a party for Gronk next month... I will see about a camera crew, hookers and the Pope.

**Hutch** · 06-21-2013, 12:57 PM

**Chainsaw_Willie** · 06-21-2013, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by vinzclortho

Quick side note: I'm thinking we should create a cartoon show where Gronkowski and Tebow are wacky mis-matched roommates like Larry Appleton and cousin Balki Bartokimos on Perfect strangers. Call it "Gronk & The Bow". Imagine all the zany adventures those two could have! Or I guess we could appeal to the Davey & Goliath crowd and go claymation style with lessons about jesus.

Fucking brilliant. You need to option this to comedy central for adult swim, stat. I'm attracting attention in the office just thinking about it and the suggestions for the episodes from others.

**criscam** · 06-21-2013, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

Every episode Mark Sanchez appears, runs into something, then disappears till next week?

ftw!
5678

**pepperdawg** · 06-22-2013, 05:14 AM

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

Every episode Mark Sanchez appears, runs into something, then disappears till next week?

Please ensure he wears his headband....

**vinzclortho** · 06-24-2013, 07:54 AM

starring Vince Wilfork as their super ballsy upstairs neighbor. I know he's married and all, but I envision him as a sort of Larry from 3's Company guy...like: "Guys! I need your help! I have a date with BOTH of the Dembowski twins tonight and each one doesn't know I'm dating her sister too!!!"