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05-21-2013, 11:42 AM #1
Avalanche SHARKS: Coming to a theatre near you!
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http://www.adventure-journal.com/201...-small-screen/
"After a horrific avalanche, the staff at Twin Pines Ski Resort starts to receive reports of missing people and creatures that move beneath the snow. As the body count piles up, the management tries to cover up the situation, which leads to disaster on their busiest day of the year: Bikini Snow Day.
Spring break in the mountains: snowboarding, beer, drunken co-eds in bikinis. As the yearly Bikini Ski Day party descends on a small mountain town, something lurks beneath the snow. When an unwitting rider causes an avalanche, it awakens a huge, menacing, pre-historic Snow Shark! With a newfound taste for human flesh, the Snow Shark picks off the snow bunnies mercilessly. Cut off from help by mountainous terrain and blinding snow, the local sheriff must make an unlikely alliance with a motley crew of snowboarders to take down the Snow Shark before the white hills run red with blood!"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings.
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05-21-2013, 06:21 PM #2
Wait? This is a real movie??
Even so, sharks don't scare me. It's the ice spiderz I hate. eeewwww!powdork.com - new and improved, with 20% more dork.
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05-21-2013, 06:23 PM #3
Oh fuck yes
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05-21-2013, 07:06 PM #4spook Guest
snowboarders save the day again. schweet!
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05-21-2013, 07:22 PM #5
If it's on teh IMDB it's gotta be real!
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt2622826/
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05-21-2013, 07:25 PM #6
WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW
In the final scene, Bruce Tremper appears out of the storm and stabs the shark to death with an avy probe.
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05-21-2013, 07:36 PM #7
http://www.zzinsider.com/blogs/view/...ck_this_summer
Girl-on-girl porn. I'm so on this.
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05-21-2013, 07:36 PM #8
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05-21-2013, 07:38 PM #9
I wonder if the shark can sense beacon pulses
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05-21-2013, 07:51 PM #10spook Guest
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05-21-2013, 07:57 PM #11spook Guest
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05-22-2013, 03:25 AM #12Mike Pow
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