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Thread: Shit that annoys you
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05-31-2019, 01:45 PM #26201"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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05-31-2019, 01:47 PM #26202
20+ years ago I ran a big-box retail office supply store. I was over profit goal, under expenses; on track for about $15k in bonus. My boss gave me an “unsatisfactory” review (because I didn’t kiss her ass) which made me ineligible for the bonus. I put my keys on her desk and walked out.
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05-31-2019, 01:48 PM #26203Registered User
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05-31-2019, 01:49 PM #26204
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05-31-2019, 01:50 PM #26205Registered User
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05-31-2019, 01:52 PM #26206
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05-31-2019, 01:54 PM #26207
Oh, I was seething; but it was the last straw in a huge pile of straws, so I kinda knew it was coming. I left that office feeling pretty damn good.
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05-31-2019, 02:00 PM #26208
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05-31-2019, 02:02 PM #26209
Shit that annoys you
Not for a few months; I’m taking a sabbatical.***
***Which you will pay me for.
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05-31-2019, 02:10 PM #26210
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05-31-2019, 04:57 PM #26211
People who douse themselves with perfume. A woman on this bus is overpowering, she's 10' from me and I can barely breathe.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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05-31-2019, 05:00 PM #26212
It’s not her. It’s from a person that sat in that seat three days ago.
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05-31-2019, 06:37 PM #26213
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05-31-2019, 07:05 PM #26214
Ha! I got a few pens out of the deal.
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05-31-2019, 11:37 PM #26215
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06-01-2019, 01:49 AM #26216
My net looks like a flacid wanker compared to that.
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06-01-2019, 07:47 AM #26217
did anybody mention pollen yet? cuz it's kicking my ass this year. just brutal.
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06-01-2019, 07:51 AM #26218
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06-01-2019, 07:54 AM #26219I drink it up
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15+ years ago I worked PT at a big box office supply store while in college. Office Depot. This was when they had “Taking care of business....” by Randy Bachman as their theme song and they played it on repeat in the store all. Day. Long.
I still can’t listen to that song. If it comes on I will leave the room if I can.
12+ years ago I managed shoe stores. I’m just now on my last couple pairs of BNIB shoes that have been hanging out in the back of my closet for over a decade. They don’t wear as well after sitting for so long, will need to buy new shoes soon....focus.
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06-01-2019, 07:54 AM #26220
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06-01-2019, 07:56 AM #26221
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06-01-2019, 08:04 AM #26222I drink it up
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Shit that annoys you
Yes. I Al Bundyed my way through college. It was a college town, so my team was always young and we had fun and my boss was 300 miles away.... it was a good time, but not something I’d want to do for more than a few years. Went to some larger markets and it felt way too much like a job for what that shit paid.
focus.
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06-01-2019, 08:29 AM #26223
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06-01-2019, 09:11 AM #26224
When a bartender at a fancy bar gets annoyed that you ordered the $40 top shelf whiskey because he has to get a ladder to get it down. Dude, you have one job, it ain’t that hard. To his credit, some other bar patrons did cheer him on and that was annoying.
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06-01-2019, 12:26 PM #26225
Maybe tending bar is his 3rd job that he does to save up money to replace the artificial leg he's worn out after losing his leg in the war and ladders are really really painful for him and everyone in the bar was cheering him on because they know his hard luck story but you're too clueless to see the agony on his face as he tries to reach your precious overpriced whiskey. Did that ever occur to you? No? Well maybe you need to take a good hard look at yourself.
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