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  1. #26076
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Dude - if you just fuckin' up and sit ON the bags some time... you will achieve Legend status.

    Well I'm polite. And definitely not entirely sane. They sense it and move their shit.

    But if they wouldn't move it.....? I'd say sitting on it could well happen. As I noted earlier today, I'm fuckin cantankerous at this point.

    It should be noted that several times people (women) have told me they're saving the seats for somebody. And of course I watch them like a fucking hawk after they feed me that shit. Because, ya know, I care. And shit. And every single time the people they have said exist have turned out to actually exist. And they use the chairs when they come back. So maybe I should just chill.

    Nah.

  2. #26077
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    First thought: Oh, porn!
    Second thought: Ewwwww
    I’m a little surprised no one else picked up on this earlier.

  3. #26078
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    I’m a little surprised no one else picked up on this earlier.
    It's kinda porny somehow. Sorry.

  4. #26079
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    It's kinda porny somehow. Sorry.
    No apology, I meant it to kind of lewd. I mean, you know, between my legs...?

  5. #26080
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    No apology, I meant it to kind of lewd. I mean, you know, between my legs...?
    Given yourself phone head. Nice.

  6. #26081
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    The initial visual, to me, was a vajayjay with a phone stuck in it. Something about the pinkish color below your knees. And the sweet sexy curve of those manly knees I guess.

  7. #26082
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Given yourself phone head. Nice.
    Turn it on vibrate and have people call you.

  8. #26083
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    For that he'd need friends.

  9. #26084
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    When your dog is the prime suspect in the case of your friends kids missing hamster
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    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

  10. #26085
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    You'll find out in the morning.

  11. #26086
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    She usually just kills rodents not eat them but we’ll see
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

  12. #26087
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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    She usually just kills rodents not eat them but we’ll see
    I sick of my kids bunny kicking her litter out of her cage. Can we arrange a visit?

  13. #26088
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    I sick of my kids bunny kicking her litter out of her cage. Can we arrange a visit?
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  14. #26089
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    Actually, step 1 is enough

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  15. #26090
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    Shit that annoys you

    At Toyota dealership....sitting here waiting for a recall issue with my Tundra.

    TV/people watching as usual....they have the complimentary coffee, tea and snacks out for customers....

    Its kind of annoying (but entertaining) watching everyone “pounding the cookies/snacks” at 7:30 in the morning.....hearing them reaching into the snack basket, searching around, then opening up their wrapper is the sound of the morning....lol

    It’s like they haven’t eaten in a week......Jesus.....NEPA at its best.

  16. #26091
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    I sick of my kids bunny kicking her litter out of her cage. Can we arrange a visit?
    She loves chasing rabbits down
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

  17. #26092
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    For that he'd need friends.
    Or he could mistakenly answer the phone for just one of those relentless telemarketers. His name/number would then be on the hot list shared by all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BC. View Post
    At Toyota dealership....sitting here waiting for a recall issue with my Tundra.

    TV/people watching as usual....they have the complimentary coffee, tea and snacks out for customers....

    Its kind of annoying (but entertaining) watching everyone “pounding the cookies/snacks” at 7:30 in the morning.....hearing them reaching into the snack basket, searching around, then opening up their wrapper is the sound of the morning....lol

    It’s like they haven’t eaten in a week......Jesus.....NEPA at its best.
    You probably should stay away from all-you-can-eat Chinese food buffets

  19. #26094
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    Was going to work a half day then go ski, but now it looks like I'll be working a full day. Never shoulda come to work. Arg.

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    Shit that annoys you

    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    You probably should stay away from all-you-can-eat Chinese food buffets
    I do.....lol....haven’t been in one in a long time...places like that around here are total trash....

  21. #26096
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    Costco parking lot, far corner away from the mob. No security cameras and the asshole obviously didn't leave his/her digits. The amount of stupid it takes to not notice the BRIGHT FUCKING ORANGE truck parked not-so-close is staggering. How do these people even remember to breathe is beyond me. I'd smash their face with the swing arm of the bike rack if I could...

    Bonus annoyance: my wife despises Costco and used to go maybe once for every 5 times I go. Make that 1 for every 15 times now, if ever...

  22. #26097
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boissal View Post
    <snip> The amount of stupid it takes to not notice the BRIGHT FUCKING ORANGE truck
    There's something to this...

    When I was driving a drab-tan minivan for YEARS nobody ever did anything really dumb in front of me when I was driving...

    Fast-fwd to now driving a GIANT bright red F150 and people routinely (comparatively speaking) will pull right out in front of me when I'm tooling down the road.

    It's like the bright colors somehow camouflage the GIANT FUCKING TRUCK.

  23. #26098
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    There's something to this...

    When I was driving a drab-tan minivan for YEARS nobody ever did anything really dumb in front of me when I was driving...

    Fast-fwd to now driving a GIANT bright red F150 and people routinely (comparatively speaking) will pull right out in front of me when I'm tooling down the road.

    It's like the bright colors somehow camouflage the GIANT FUCKING TRUCK.
    You would be amazed by how many people can’t see a big red fire engine with lights and siren on
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

  24. #26099
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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    Or he could mistakenly answer the phone for just one of those relentless telemarketers. His name/number would then be on the hot list shared by all.
    I’ve been answering when I can (like when driving) and try to take as much “real live human” time as possible. I get a small bit of satisfaction that calling my number isn’t free for these companies.

    This has a strong correlation to far fewer calls. I now get called once every couple weeks, if that, and I have taken no other action other than acting interested in what the person is trying to sell me before telling them I just want them to stop calling.

    “I do have chronic pain, yes.... and I would love relief. I’m so glad you called. The only chronic pain I’m actually suffering from is that you guys keep calling me about chronic pain. Do you have a treatment for that, Pamela? Is there a way for you guys to stop calling? That would be so amazing.... hello?”

    Or

    “Oh man, that is tough. So you’re saying this is my absolute last chance to take advantage of this extended warranty, Michael? You’ll never offer it again?

    “Yes sir, that is correct.”

    “Well that sounds pretty reasonable. You’re telling me you’ll never call me again if I decline this offer?”

    “This is your last chance, sir.”

    “Well that’s great. If you can promise - and it sure sounds like you are - that you and your company will never call me again about this, well, that would just make my day. Because of course I don’t want this. I don’t even have that car anymore. I’m so glad this is truly my last chance Michael.....hello?”
    focus.

  25. #26100
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    I guided blind skiers for a bit with nscd and we both would wear bright orange vests theirs saying
    BLIND
    SKIER

    and it was like moths to a flame. So fucking weird.

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