Shit that annoys you

[HD333]

Vegetable Pie. Vegetables should not be in pie unless they are accompanied by meat. Rhubarb and Pumpkin Pie are an abomination.

Put fruit in pie, dammit. It’s not hard to understand.

And yes I know that pumpkin is technically a vegetables. STFU.

Hair Pie?


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[skaredshtles]

Go nuts. But I m not holding it for you.

Gotta be better than eating that shit.

[glademaster]

I like rhubarb and pecan pie a lot.

[The AD]

Vegetable Pie. Vegetables should not be in pie unless they are accompanied by meat. Rhubarb and Pumpkin Pie are an abomination.

Put fruit in pie, dammit. It’s not hard to understand.

And yes I know that pumpkin is technically a vegetables. STFU.

My wife maintains that fruit has no place in dessert. For something to be classified as a dessert item it must contain chocolate.

I'm a pie fan. Love rhubarb, but not a fan of pumpkin or gourds in general.

[dunfree]

rhubarb pie w/banana peppers & orange is damn tasty.

the problem imo with most commercial pies is they cut way back on the fruit.

[TNKen]

Lift maintenance rolling a snowmobile, then yelling on the patrol channel "I need a sled." Won't answer the channel again. I dispatch patrol when all they wanted was another snowmobile.

[Rideski]

An ex girlfriend from 6 years ago still had me listed as emergency contact for dog day care. Dog got busted for nipping another dog at and I guess is in doggie jail or something. Can’t get in touch with ex. Dog is way the fuck up in Loveland 60 miles away one way. I have no idea why they are up there instead of local day care. I don’t have a crate or a fence, and definitely had other shit to do today and this week. FML

[mtnjam]

Crossing a moderately busy street, 2 lanes, in a marked crosswalk with flashing lights if you push the button. It's dark but the crosswalk is well lit. I wait for traffic to clear (I don't trust people to stop) and start across. Guy a couple blocks down on the far side floors it when he sees me start across--doing at least 40 in a 30, flashes his high beams when he reaches my intersection without slowing down. I make it across safely without having to speed up. The guy does eventually stop after I give him the finger. The woman with him yell we couldn't see you in the dark (despite the bright streetlight). I just point to the flashing lights on the pedestrian warning sign. The guy yells something else. What puzzles me off--if the guy was in such a hurry how did he have the time to stop and jaw with me? Nah, he wasn't in a hurry--just offended that someone was possibly blocking "his" lane. Too many entitled people in this world.

Carrying an empty CO2 cartridge and hucking it as hard as you can at their windshield will make them see you.

[riser4]

An ex girlfriend from 6 years ago still had me listed as emergency contact for dog day care. Dog got busted for nipping another dog at and I guess is in doggie jail or something. Can’t get in touch with ex. Dog is way the fuck up in Loveland 60 miles away one way. I have no idea why they are up there instead of local day care. I don’t have a crate or a fence, and definitely had other shit to do today and this week. FML

Um, six years? Hard no. That's a lifetime in the ex universe. Unless it's a really cool dog and then an ownership transfer is warranted in exchange for retrieving dog from jail. Otherwise, sucks for the ex and the pooch. Wait, are you going to take it bowling?

[Rideski]

Could be a cool dog if it was trained as a puppy.
What’s protocol here, are they gonna charge her triple for keeping dog in quarantine or?

[Danno]

Rhubarb and Pumpkin Pie are an abomination.

Pumpkin pie is manna from heaven, you can just fuck right off!

[Danno]

Um, six years? Hard no. That's a lifetime in the ex universe. Unless it's a really cool dog and then an ownership transfer is warranted in exchange for retrieving dog from jail. Otherwise, sucks for the ex and the pooch. Wait, are you going to take it bowling?

Obviously you're not a golfer.

[~mikey b]

Could be a cool dog if it was trained as a puppy.
What’s protocol here, are they gonna charge her triple for keeping dog in quarantine or?

who cares?

not your problem

[MakersTeleMark]

who cares?

not your problem

This.

And I love shepard's pie.

[PB]

I find the idea of a meat pie discomforting. Good meat with fresh rustic bread is great, but cooking them together goes against God.

[babybear]

Could be a cool dog if it was trained as a puppy.
What’s protocol here, are they gonna charge her triple for keeping dog in quarantine or?

damn I can’t believe you’re even considering it. if she dropped it at daycare she’ll be back by the end of the day. this doesn’t seem emergency level

mm shepards pie. good idea for dinner now that it’s getting wintery again.

also pie over cake any day of the week

[MakersTeleMark]

I find the idea of a meat pie discomforting. Good meat with fresh rustic bread is great, but cooking them together goes against God.

No empanadas? Jamaican Patties? Pasties?

Come to Jebus.

[skaredshtles]

No empanadas? Jamaican Patties? Pasties?

Come to Jebus.

Mmmm... pasties...

[muted]

I've had a few Harry pies before, delicious.

[old goat]

An ex girlfriend from 6 years ago still had me listed as emergency contact for dog day care. Dog got busted for nipping another dog at and I guess is in doggie jail or something. Can’t get in touch with ex. Dog is way the fuck up in Loveland 60 miles away one way. I have no idea why they are up there instead of local day care. I don’t have a crate or a fence, and definitely had other shit to do today and this week. FML

Why is that annoying? Seems easy enough to just ignore. The fact that you are even considering getting the dog tells me she was an idiot to let you go.

Now putting broken, dead, or otherwise unusable stuff in the trash only to have my wife take it out of the trash is annoying. Usually takes me 3 or 4 attempts to successfully get rid of something.

[EWG]

No empanadas? Jamaican Patties? Pasties?

Come to Jebus.

Correct. Vegetables are allowed in meat pie. Meat pie is from heaven.

Vegetables are only prohibited when they are not combined with meat.

[Meadow Skipper]

Rhubarb and Pumpkin Pie are an abomination.

Pecan Pie is out though.

Shut your whore mouth.

And I’ll take your piece of carrot cake, blasphemer.

[riser4]

Mmmm... pasties...

Tourtiere.

[JongDoe]

also pie over cake any day of the week

Only if warm with vanilla ice cream on top.

[rideit]

Cheesecake over pie or ‘cake’ any day.