Shit that annoys you

[Danno]

It's like drinking a meal, not shower recommended.

Showers make all beers taste better. If it doesn't taste good in the shower or isn't recommended for the shower, it ain't worth drinking.

[abraham]

Showers make all beers taste better. If it doesn't taste good in the shower or isn't recommended for the shower, it ain't worth drinking.

I think my problem was that it got too boozy in a hot shower. Not sure though. I just remember being surprised I couldn't finish it before my shower was done

[rideit]

Showers make all beers taste better. If it doesn't taste good in the shower or isn't recommended for the shower, it ain't worth drinking.

Even this?

[Danno]

pic is too small and I'm not exactly sure or what your point is, but I bet it tastes better in the shower.

[Meadow Skipper]

People that can’t tie good knots in rope so they tie lots of bad ones on one point.

[riser4]

I gotta know: was that google or from memory?

30/70. I remembered the gist of it, so I give myself a 30%. I had to look up the exact words and found out how far off I was. It's a great bit so I had to lay it down.

[GiBo]

Polyass gun threads in the padded room. STFU already. No one's going to win the argument.

[skaredshtles]

Fucking computers. Computers annoy me.

[riser4]

Fucking computers. Computers annoy me.

I know, right?

[mcski]

Hankies are pretty nasty in their own right. "I think I'll snot into a rag and put it in my pocket." hmm.

I'll never forget the look of abject horror the first time I ever used a hanky in front of a class in Japan. I think they would have all preferred seppuku to seeing me stick my crusty snot rag back in my pocket

[DoWork]

I'll never forget the look of abject horror the first time I ever used a hanky in front of a class in Japan. I think they would have all preferred seppuku to seeing me stick my crusty snot rag back in my pocket

It really is so gross. My old great uncles used to do it and I always thought is was so nasty. Just snot rocket and be done with it! Boogers be gone!!

“Farmer blow” had me scratching my head until someone gave it context. Sure as fuck wasn’t googling that.

[BCMtnHound]

Handkerchief in the breast pocket for her, hanky in the back pocket for me
I have very active sinuses, affecting nose, and eyes. And a loud honker if I give a half hearted blow. I do a gentle wipe, and on rare occasion a very light blow, when in public. In most cases it's not a luggie slug but light liquid. Deal with it.

[mcski]

It really is so gross. My old great uncles used to do it and I always thought is was so nasty. Just snot rocket and be done with it! Boogers be gone!!

“Farmer blow” had me scratching my head until someone gave it context. Sure as fuck wasn’t googling that.

Funny, but until that moment of cross cultural revulsion and epiphany, it never occured to me hankies are gross. I did see their point though. They also thought it was gross we smear shit around our asses w paper instead of washing them properly, but I can only make so many accommodations.

I'm also a huge fan of effective snot rocket deployment regardless of my interwebz respect for kq. Other than indoors, if I have reasonable separation from passers by, I'm letting em fly

[PB]

Responding to BCMH ......
Me too; I actually use it more for my old watery geezer eyes, so the biggest challenge is keeping the two hygienically separated on the same hankie. It gives my fading life meaning.

[Meadow Skipper]

Skiing and wildland fire have been my life, and snot-rockets became a reflexive remedy to the sinus afflictions those activities caused long long ago. I clear the requisite porn stache 99 times out of 100. And the snot doesn't end up in my pocket - winning.

[BoogieWater]

People that can’t tie good knots in rope so they tie lots of bad ones on one point.

Can't tie a knot, tie a lot. Right???

[The Suit]

OPC (Other People's Code). What the fuck are they teaching in computer science school?

[neufox47]

I remember as a 8 yo kid I cut myself on a fence and our family friends grandpa came over and put a handkerchief on it. Then I realized he just put a snot rag on a fairly deep open wound. Wtf Grandpa, I know you are old but it’s not like you are older than our basic understanding of infection.


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[MakersTeleMark]

I remember as a 8 yo kid I cut myself on a fence and our family friends grandpa came over and put a handkerchief on it. Then I realized he just put a snot rag on a fairly deep open wound. Wtf Grandpa, I know you are old but it’s not like you are older than our basic understanding of infection.


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Seriously? Compression first. You are a twat.

[old goat]

We have a very productive little valencia orange tree in Sacramento that has given me 50# of very sweet oranges every spring. Recently a fairly new neighbor has started picking the oranges. I have no problem with that--the tree overhangs his property and I can go through 50# of oranges from the market every 2 weeks making juice so a bag or two more or less doesn't matter, but why can't he wait until they're ripe--he picked them a month ago and it's still at least a month before they're ready. It's like he wanted to make sure I didn't get any.

He's probably annoyed by our very large lemon trees that bombards his driveway with more lemons every year than he can use in a lifetime, so I guess we're even.

Don't plant fruit trees near the property line.

[iceman]

Over-long surveys from businesses. I stayed at a hotel last week, it was decent but I wanted to give them some feedback on the check-in process. Fucking survey is like 10 pages long, I try to skip part of it and it flashes a message "this is required" Oh yeah? Fuck you it is, goodbye.

[Supermoon]

Sounds like a company that maybe doesn’t actually want feedback

[dunfree]

they want another metric to fuck over their front end people with.

[skaredshtles]

Fucking 6yo vacuums that break catastrophically...

Fortunately, it had a 5 year warranty.

[riser4]

to bad Danno’s douchcunt neighbor is 2 houses away.

Potato gun. Rotten lemons. Let the fun begin.